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Church of Jim

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About Me

TIRED OF STUFFY RELIGIONS TURNING YOU INTO AN ASSHOLE?
THEN THE CHURCH OF JIM MAY BE JUST WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR!!

The Church of Jim was founded July 17th, 2006. Jimmy was watching a 1969 documentary on the Church Of Satan and said, "I should start my own church." Though really it's been a long time coming. Jimmy's been more or less cultivating his own cult since high school.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

open minded indiviuals who enjoy learning and living.

My Blog

It’s not just Catholics, Baptists are assholes too!!

LAPORTE -- A lawsuit alleges church youth leader Mark Comford spent two years gaining the trust of a boy, buying him expensive gifts then molesting him, even at the church.The lawsuit also contends th...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 00:46:00 GMT

Mark Twain

But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 23:59:00 GMT

Yet Another Asshole

parking is tough out here, when you add in street-sweeping it gets even worse. so I decided to park my wife's car and mine on the street (yes I have a wife) there was a sign that said "no parking 7am ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 22:43:00 GMT

Selling Your Soul

"selling your soul to the devil" there's no such thing. it's not like in the movies where the Devil pops up, you sign a contract and all your dreams come true. If it was dont you think more people wou...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 22:37:00 GMT

ASSHOLE SCHOOL IN CHICAGO!!!

SUSPENSION IN CHICAGO
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 13:54:00 GMT

I saw some sad shit today.

I was on my way to school this morning when I saw a bum with his bible praying something along the lines of "dear lord, I love your son jesus, please give me strength, bla, bla, bla" I felt really bad...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 23:30:00 GMT

A word from Thomas Paine

"Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and tortuous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more c...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 23:57:00 GMT

YET ANOTHER CHRISTIAN ASSHOLE

this is a must see.... "GODHATESGOTHS.COM" The Rev.R.G.Green has some very strong opinions about something he obviously knows nothing about. I especially like when he talks about Kurt Cobain being a r...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 16:34:00 GMT

Jesus a Mason?

Now without probing real deep into the ever so popular "mysteries of the Masons" I was walking down the street and I had the intro to Jesus Built My HotRod in my head. For those of you who are maleduc...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 18:01:00 GMT

Punk Rock vs. The Church Of Jim

The other day I was driving. I stopped at a stop sign and noticed one of those little ticket cars. You know like when the streetsweeper comes by. Anyhow the door to the car opens up and out steps a cu...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 19:23:00 GMT