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Queen Crimson

I am not your senorita. I am not from your tribe...

About Me



"You kinda remind me of a young, white George Clinton."
--Matthew

R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell Abbott 1966-2004

My Interests



AHOY!

I'd like to meet:

My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt

If you went to Haddonfield Friends school, and remember sledding in the graveyard, I would like to reminisce with you. It's a long-shot, I know...

Music:



Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil. Komm aus gypten, das liegt direkt am Nil. Zuerst lag ich in einem Ei, dann schni-, schna-, schnappte ich mich frei

Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp Schni Schna Schnappi Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil, hab scharfe Zhne, und davon ganz schn viel. Ich schnapp mir was ich schnappen kann, ja ich schnapp zu, weil ich das so gut kann.

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil, ich schnappe gern, das ist mein Lieblingsspiel. Ich schleich mich an die Mama ran, und zeig ihr wie ich schnappen kann

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil, und vom Schnappen, da krieg ich nicht zu viel. Ich bei dem Papi kurz ins Bein, und dann, dann schlaf ich einfach ein.

eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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i decided my list was long and obnoxious so i cut it. if you want to know, just ask.

Movies:


My Neighbor Totoro
La Planète Sauvage (Fantastic Planet)
WILD ZERO
Super Troopers
Pleasantville
PCU
SLC Punk
Suicide Circle/Suicide Club
Cry Baby
Trading Places

Television:

that is, when i'm not stuck watching Dora the Explorer or Teletubbies or Kipper with my niece and nephew...

VH1/VH1 Classic
Science Channel
Discovery
PBS
BBC
HBO
[Adult Swim]
Food Network
Dexter
CSI/CSI Miami

Books:


Spam: A Biography, Go Dog Go, FRUiTS, Dali's Mustache, One Nation: Extra Cheese, anything by Vonnegut, some H.P. Lovecraft

i've got to stop starting books and never finishing them...

Heroes:


Freddie Mercury, Henry Rollins, Chuck D, Stephen Hawking, Jim Henson, Mr. Rogers, Vincent Price, Alfred Hitchcock, Cary Grant, Alton Brown, Janis Joplin, Bette Davis, Teddy Roosevelt, Ira Hayes, Officer James Niggemeyer, Salvador Dali, and my grandpa.

Oh yeah, and Teenie Little Super Guy.

My Blog

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chewie passed away yesterday.i'm going to miss him =[you will always be my favourite puppy
Posted by Queen Crimson on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:42:00 PST

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Chewie's dying.
Posted by Queen Crimson on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:59:00 PST

And Lo and Behold...

The G-ds and G-ddesses sent down one of their own to EarthWhich they Bestowed upon Many GiftsAnd unto her they Gave Her the name...VAGINACLES!(like Hercules of the vagina. True story.)...
Posted by Queen Crimson on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:11:00 PST

Fade Away/Radiate

When I met you in the restaurant you could tell I was no debutanteYou asked me what's my pleasure, "A movie or a measure"?I'll have a cup of tea and tell you of my dreamingDreaming is freeI don't want...
Posted by Queen Crimson on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:00:00 PST

i have decided...

that i would have been ok if bon jovi was just a one hit wonder. just sayin'.
Posted by Queen Crimson on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:15:00 PST

i just heard NO's "bizarre love triangle" in a reeses cup commercial.

"ever since peanut butter hooked up with chocolate...peanut butter's relationship with jelly was strained"wtf, over.
Posted by Queen Crimson on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:58:00 PST

Your very own 15 minutes.

Re: Am I the only one who thinks Tila is a no talent skank?we all know you don't need talent to be famous anymore... just look at "New York" from VH1's "Flavor of Love"... how many spin-offs can be ma...
Posted by Queen Crimson on Thu, 31 May 2007 01:07:00 PST

when it rains, it pours.

it's always been an uphill battle. why should now be any different?maybe i should just continue to expect even less of people.
Posted by Queen Crimson on Fri, 25 May 2007 10:13:00 PST

Happy Birthday, WWB!

Walt Whitman, you're my favourite Philly bridge. Happy 50th!
Posted by Queen Crimson on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:12:00 PST

ow!

i just took a stretch in the living room and got my finger whacked by the ceiling fan.dammit!
Posted by Queen Crimson on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:46:00 PST