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About Me

I draw. and make things. like I make pictures and cartoons and people laugh and cry and disgusted. for a few years I showed work at THE WELLFED ARTIST GALLERY, (R.I.P.) so you might have seen me there if you ever did first friday in Philly. After many years of self exile, I put on a show that eventually was in the Philadelphia Fringe Festival. It was called TheBobDixSho...we kept the "W" off in protest. sort of. at least that sounded funny. some of the songs were "My Retard Sweetheart" and "My baby's like a doberman" and "Larry, sans arms and legs". it offended a couple of people, which it don't know if I was more excited about that or that some people liked it. what is wrong with those people?I go out too much lately. I burn the candle at both ends. I break the candle and make two smaller candles and burn those at both ends too. I've taken a flask to art shows. I've worn giant bunny ears. I called my ex in the middle of the night to say "I hate you" but instead just said "I hope your ok." when I heard her voice on the machine. I'm a sucker. I melt for a pretty face and cute smile and a good laugh. I'm so flexible that I've been known to be wrapped around a lot of womens little finger. I had a bunch of fishtanks, and comicbooks. I live simply, now. the past is the past and lets leave it there.I put the "Func" into "Dysfunctional". i don't like to play games, but I sure end up playing them. and I obsess sometimes.but I'm a nice guy. at least that's what some people tell me. and i can be evil. that's what an orgasming girl once told me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mayor Nutter. so'z I can tell him the real deal. I'm a fan but he's a little short sighted and scraed I think...I'd also like to meet dead people.

My Blog

my new band

Over the weekend, K and I were set up at a arts and crafts show. She sold stuff, because I was afraid my stuff would scare people.the highlight, besides hanging with the kids as we used the apple slin...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Sep 2009 10:27:00 GMT

and I'm done

at first I thought this was the perfect job, then about half way through it was obvious I wasn't going to be asked to stay here, even after the woman on maternity would come back.She comes back tomorr...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jun 2009 10:27:00 GMT

economy and other things

Blaming the Economy is the new way to get away with things. I know that things are bad, but it's also becoming clear that people and Companies are using it to get away with not giving raises, paying b...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 06:41:00 GMT

rambling update

new job = awesome. Schedule is tough sometimes, getting up at 6 to work 8:15 to 5...home then sleep then repeat.but the job itself is nothing short of a miracle. It's like being a grown up.***********...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:58:00 GMT

dear winter

Winter. I'm sorry. but this really isn't working out for me anymore. I'm really not happy with this relationship, and I know that our time is temporary, but I really do think we need to move on. I've ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 07:08:00 GMT

new Job

starting a new chapter in my life tomorrow.TAADAAAHH!!!
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 03:03:00 GMT

Fuck that stupid Pinata

We went to the carnival of souls Cruise tv commercial on sunday...it was horrible.so I sent an email...I've not been this livid in a while...I want to thank carnival for having bad planning, inadequat...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:15:00 GMT

rhymes with standom

I over slept in my nap, i'm always tiredI'm heading into work...i wonder what kind of weirdos awaits me thereI started Prilosec because i like to eat and eventual keep my esophogusit's not a pretty es...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 04:15:00 GMT

stray and lasers

my cat=several bajillion dollars in vet bills years agolaser pointer=4.95put them together??it's fuckin priceless.
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 23:48:00 GMT

I make fun of people that do this but...fuckit

Picture yourself in the living room your pipe and slippers set out for you I know you think that it ain't too far But I hear the call of a lifetime ring felt the need to get up for it oh you cut out t...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:12:00 GMT