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Keris

This story needs more vampires...

About Me

{[SA]Kultra} Do you have stairs in your house?
{[BAMF]} Kultra

Hi, I'm Chris

I'm 21

I'm from Fishtown

I'm not that much of an asshole

I like wandering around aimlessly, abandoned buildings, long car rides, biking wherever, meeting new folk, chillaxin with friends and random adventures
I'm teaching myself to play harmonica...progress hasn;t been good

Dunno what else to say so send me an IM sometime

My screenname for a messenger that is instant is Wolf of Philly

http://www....com/join.php?invite=51473

http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Chrisasaurous%20Rex

R.I.P Patrick Pote

My Interests

Wing Chun kung fu. Muay Thai. Brazillian Jui Jitsu. Sayoc Kali. Boxing, computers. photoshop. writing. reading. music. haunted places. urban exploration. videogames. Lan parties. Text Messaging. Harmonica. road trips. dead baby jokes. night time. violence. learning from other people. videogames. insomnia. not wearing pants. south street. pirates. ninjas. ninja pirates. ninja pirate robots. sleep. travelling. pictures. movies. halloween. being a nerd. preparing for the zombie apocalypse

I'd like to meet:

Good people
Cool people, you know who you are

People who think sleeping at night is overrated

people with whom adventures are inevitable

Music:

Devil Driver, Misfits, (old) Korn, Spineshank, The Clash, Blink 182, Pink floyd, the Beatles, Mudvayne, Motion City soundtrack, The Used, Green Day, No doubt, Powerman 5000, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, White/Rob Zombie, Six Feet Under, (old) Metallica, Smashing Pumpkins, Taking Back Sunday, The Black Mages, The Early November, Juliana Theory, The Pillows, The White Stripes, The Vines, Killswitch Engage, Tom Petty, Useless ID, Lisa Loeb, Vast, Violent femmes, Weezer, Jimmy Eat World, Hoobastank, Godsmack, The Gathering, Evanescense, CKY, Brand New, Box car Racer, Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack, Underworld soundtrack, FLCL soundtrack, Mallrats and Clerks Soundtrack, A Perfect Circle, Coal Chamber, Pearl jam, The Shins, Dave Matthews Band, Stabbing Westward, Fallout boy, Bloodhound Gang, AFI, Good Charlotte, Alkaline Trio, Kill Bill 1 and 2 soundtracks, Black Label Society Incubus, HIM, Lost Prophets, (old) Marilyn Manson, My Chemical Romance, The Killers, Rage Against the Machine, Silverchair, Adema, Interpol, The Yeah yeah yeahs, Eisley, Eve 6, Fear Factory, Billy Idol, Garbage, Gorillaz, Alexis on Fire, Coheed and Cambria, Finch, Trapt, Dillinger Escape Plan, Thursday, The Servant, The Rise, The Ataris, Tenacious D, System of a Down, Static X, Sunny Day Real Estate, Sublime, Sound Garden, Queens of the Stone Age, The Pixies, Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, Helloween, Guster, Ennio Morricone, Lazlo Bane, Kidney Thieves, Dashboard Confessional, Clinic, Beck, 311, Alice in Chains,

Movies:

Bram Stokers Dracula, Detroit Rock City, American Beauty, Top Gun, Matrix Trilogy, Evil Dead 1 and 2, Army of Darkness, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Ghost in the shell, Lost in Translation, Donnie Darko, Boondock Saints, The Blair Witch Project, Old School, Orgazmo, Drunken Master 1 and 2, The Last Samurai, Equilibrium, Amelie, Muppets Christmas, The Nightmare before Christmas, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Underworld, The Devils advocate, Bourne identity, Stuck on you, Batman, The Crow, Seven, The Fifth Element, Finding Nemo, The Goonies, Jawbreaker, Pirates of the Caribbean, Resident Evil, Sixteen Candles, Stir of Echoes, Tankgirl, Willy Wonka & the chocolate factory, The Incredibles, Garden State, Empire Records, Serenity, Sockbaby, MirrorMask,

Television:

Adult swim, Venture Bros, Family guy, My Name is Earl, the Office, Deadwood

Books:

Pretty much anything by Neil Gaiman, Warren Ellis, Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, Anne Rice, Mike Carey

Heroes:

Spiderman, Brian Rhodes

My Blog

Tell me your name

Tell me your name.Stolen from Michaelangelo.Tell me your name, and..1.) I'll respond with something random that reminds me of you.2.) I'll challenge you to try something.3.) I'll tell you something I ...
Posted by Keris on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:03:00 PST

Ever do this?

Ever listen to music while walking and end up walking along with the beat? I hate when I do that
Posted by Keris on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 12:56:00 PST

Generic questions, so do this!

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. ...
Posted by Keris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

:)

I can read the text now so it's small again
Posted by Keris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why is the text so large?

Cause I have horrible vision and couldn't read it now shut up about the huge monolith like letters
Posted by Keris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This would have been reaaaaally awkward

I trained a new guy in work who has type 1 diabetes He accidently bought a regular coke and I thought he was trying to commit suicide
Posted by Keris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm bored, so do this

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long...
Posted by Keris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Metal Rubber

http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science/article/0,12543,676853, 00.html# this is so fucking cool
Posted by Keris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

its great cause it's true

Your love is... by ChibiMarronchanYour name is...Your kiss is...mysteriousYour hugs are...to die forYour eyes...sparkle like the starsYour touch is...heart warmingYour smell is...amazingYour smile is....
Posted by Keris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ok, who entered him into Robot Wars?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/3408781.st m
Posted by Keris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST