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Conquering the greatest market share allowed by the FCC, Firing any employees found to be in

Tracking down our wayward Pulitzer Prize-winning CEO,

Apologizing for the racist comments, sweatshop apparel and sex scandals provided by our conservative pundit

Thinking of a way to retreive Time Ship 1 from

Getting our fix of comedy and the arts on

Promoting all products and services from the
and its parent company

and its other subsidiaries like

and

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I'd like to meet:

Readers sick of corporate news that was bought and sold long before it ever hit the newsstand.

Music:

Anything I hear on

Movies:

Any of the fine films by

Television:

Anything on

or

Books:


Heroes:

Our subscribers and customers.