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Like a polaroid picture. [Anne!!!]

He tastes like you, but sweeter.

About Me


You can call me Anne.
But most people just call me Chatti.
She's so small she could mambo in a payphone booth.
If you want to be a good hitchhiker, you’ve got to think outside of the thumb. Don’t just stand there when you could be dancing.
DISCLAIMER:If you want to be my friend on this beast, PLEASE send me a message, so I know you aren't just racking up homies & that you aren't SPAM. Thankkzzz.
I was born June the First of the year Nineteen-Hundred and Eighty-Eight.
I wear fake glasses sometimes.
I am from the ghetto side of Williamsport.
& I've lived pretty much Everywhere, PA.
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.
I love Saturday Night Live and comedy in general.
I WILL be on that show, someday.
I also have recently become infatuated with "The Office" because it is fantastic. Oh, & YES, I AM going to the Office Convention in Scranton this October. I plan on geeking-out like any good Dunderhead should.
I LOVE all things Indie.
I am a people person and talk to pretty much anyone who isn't a total cooter.
Say what you will but I'm a registered Independent who doesn't think that's she's actually insane.
I once thought that I was a righty, then a lefty, now I'm pretty sure it's just both. Ambidextrous.
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My Interests



Just because I think that gay dudes should be able to adopt kids and we should all have Hybrid cars doesn't mean that I don't love America.

"C'est la vie," said the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell.

I can even fuck him in the ass. Coin operated boy. He may not be real experienced with girls.

Toga. Toga. Toga.

Live every week like it's Shark Week.

Now we can swim any day in November.

They gave me a hat. The hat was awful rad. Wore it everyday. Made my teacher mad. She tore it off my head, now my head's well read. My head gets cold at night sometimes, but I can't be mislead.

Up yours Mr. Hippo. Piss off Mr. Fox. Go tell a chicken suck my dick & give him chicken pox.

She said swayin' isn't dancing.

I'd like to meet:



Elizabeth Stamatina "Tina" Fey.

LOW WATER

Most of the other people that I want to meet are DEAD.:

Dean Andre Frear.
Gilda Susan Radner. DEAD.
Lily Tomlin.
Amy Poehler.
John Belushi. DEAD.
Chris Farley. DEAD.
Bill Murray.
Laraine Newman.
Jane Curtin.
Garrett Morris.
Dan Aykroyd.
Rachel Dratch.
Cheryl "Cheri Oteri" O'Teari.
Darrell Hammond.
Lorne Michael "Lorne Michaels" Lipowitz.
L. Frank Baum.DEAD.
Ellen Degeneres.

Film makers Jenna Fischer and James Gunn.
"I hear Anna Nicole is sick." ---Tina Fey.

Music:



***LOW WATER***

Travis.
Nirvana.
Weezer.
Le Tigre.
Sublime.
Coldplay.
Madonna.
Blink-182.
No Doubt.
Ths Used.
Lisa Loeb.
The Shins.
Radiohead.
Bright Eyes.
Willy Wisely.
Elliot Smith.
Janis Joplin.
The Beatles.
Buddy Holly.
Paul Shaffer.
Johnny Cash.
Jimmy Fallon.
Crystal Image.
The Ramones.
Tsunami Bomb.
Modest Mouse.
Jeff Richmond.
The Worry Knot.
PlayRadioPlay.
Tegan and Sara.
The Hush Sound.
Goat Punishment.
Scissor Sisters.
Plain White T’s.
Michael Jackson.
Double Negative.
Malcolm MCclaren.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
John Frusciante.
Gym Class Heroes.
Alanis Morissette.
We Are Scientists.
The White Stripes.
The Postal Service.
The Blues Brothers.
Taking Back Sunday.
The Black Eyed Peas.
Panic! At the Disco.
Death Cab For Cutie.
My Chemical Romance.
Somewhere Near India.
Dashboard Confessional.
Gatsby's American Dream.

Movies:



Tommy.
Sybil.
Frida.
Out Cold.
Spanglish.
Saw (1&2&3).
Mean Girls.
The Pianist.
Garden State.
Girl, Interrupted.
Steel Magnolias.
Star Wars (I-VI).
The Wizard of Oz.
Anywhere But Here.
Where The Heart Is.
Dazed and Confused.
To Kill A Mockingbird.
Weezer: Video Capture Device.

Television:



30 ROCK..!

The Office.
Gilmore Girls.
Saturday Night Live.
Comedy Central Presents.

Books:



Night - Elie Weizel.
Needles. - Andie Dominick.
Bunny Bunny. - Alan Zweibel.
Gasping for Airtime. - Jay Mohr.
The Wizard of Oz - L. Frank Baum.
Kate Remembered. - A. Scott Berg.
It's Always Something. - Gilda Radner.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Ann Brashares.
I Hate This Place - The Pessimist's Guide to Life - Jimmy & Gloria Fallon

Heroes:



My mum, for pushing me out of her vagina. Thanks, Mom, for taking one for the team. I will never forget the favor.
Also:
Tina Fey.
Pam Beesley.
James Gunn & Jenna Fischer.
Gilda Radner.
& my sudo-mommy, Rebecca Ann Snyder.

My Blog

Reeeally, Dad?

So, since I've experience, moved in here with my dad, it's been a real learning experience.  We haven't lived together in about 12 years up until now, & here are some of the thoughts I've had...
Posted by Like a polaroid picture. [Anne!!!] on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 05:59:00 PST

No, that’s NOT my natural hair color!

Sorry ya'll, but, as it turns out, my natural hair color is NOT red.  It was when I was a kid, but I've since died it eighty-two times & it mostly looks red whatever color I choose.That's 'ca...
Posted by Like a polaroid picture. [Anne!!!] on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:37:00 PST

This is why I miss my brother...

WARNING: This blog is full of inside jokes.  Also, some of it is kind of mushy, but it's dedicated to & meant for my little brother, so suck it, 'cause I love him.  Oh, & if the font...
Posted by Like a polaroid picture. [Anne!!!] on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:45:00 PST

Office Fans.

In case you were wondering what happens at the Steamtown Mall on Labor Day, when all the US is shutdown for BBQ's & house-cleaning, it's a telethon for the MSA.You're welcome.It's been on my TV al...
Posted by Like a polaroid picture. [Anne!!!] on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 09:43:00 PST

The correlation of age & DOG FOOD.

Okay, so I don't have a lot of time, but I just wanted to post s story that my bio of aging prof shared with the class today.  This is a totally true story.  I'm going to condence it, if the...
Posted by Like a polaroid picture. [Anne!!!] on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:41:00 PST

My blogs always end up too long so...

...I'mma try & keep this one short.I'm leaving for college today & probably won't even be home to visit for like a month & a half or so.  Movin' in with my dad ought to be a TREAT.I'm...
Posted by Like a polaroid picture. [Anne!!!] on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:55:00 PST

Tina Fey Facts.

Tina Fey will kill you. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday...you will die at the hands of Tina Fey.Tina Fey once bitch-slapped Ronald McDonald.Tina Fey thinks Chuck Norris is a pussy.The...
Posted by Like a polaroid picture. [Anne!!!] on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:37:00 PST

I did something AWESOME. Ya'll will be so proud..!

Are you ready for this, 'cause this is big peeps.  I mean, HUGE.  It was SOOO scary, and those of you who realy know me know that it's not hard for me to become generally paralyzed & sil...
Posted by Like a polaroid picture. [Anne!!!] on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:51:00 PST

RIP Butch...

So, it's the first anniversary of my step-dad's death, and what's weird is, this is the first day since his death that I haven't cried.  I even stayed awake last night until the exact time that h...
Posted by Like a polaroid picture. [Anne!!!] on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 07:59:00 PST

Presidential Race '08 is Underway.

My Little Monkeys,So, I don't know about you all, but am a voting citizen.  I enjoy and exercise this right.  There are a few of you out there that I am sure either do or will do the same.&n...
Posted by Like a polaroid picture. [Anne!!!] on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST