Just because I think that gay dudes should be able to adopt kids and we should all have Hybrid cars doesn't mean that I don't love America.
"C'est la vie," said the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell.
I can even fuck him in the ass. Coin operated boy. He may not be real experienced with girls.
Toga. Toga. Toga.
Live every week like it's Shark Week.
Now we can swim any day in November.
They gave me a hat. The hat was awful rad. Wore it everyday. Made my teacher mad. She tore it off my head, now my head's well read. My head gets cold at night sometimes, but I can't be mislead.
Up yours Mr. Hippo. Piss off Mr. Fox. Go tell a chicken suck my dick & give him chicken pox.
She said swayin' isn't dancing.
Elizabeth Stamatina "Tina" Fey.
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Most of the other people that I want to meet are DEAD.:
Dean Andre Frear.
Gilda Susan Radner. DEAD.
Lily Tomlin.
Amy Poehler.
John Belushi. DEAD.
Chris Farley. DEAD.
Bill Murray.
Laraine Newman.
Jane Curtin.
Garrett Morris.
Dan Aykroyd.
Rachel Dratch.
Cheryl "Cheri Oteri" O'Teari.
Darrell Hammond.
Lorne Michael "Lorne Michaels" Lipowitz.
L. Frank Baum.DEAD.
Ellen Degeneres.
Film makers Jenna Fischer and James Gunn.
"I hear Anna Nicole is sick."
---Tina Fey.
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Travis.
Nirvana.
Weezer.
Le Tigre.
Sublime.
Coldplay.
Madonna.
Blink-182.
No Doubt.
Ths Used.
Lisa Loeb.
The Shins.
Radiohead.
Bright Eyes.
Willy Wisely.
Elliot Smith.
Janis Joplin.
The Beatles.
Buddy Holly.
Paul Shaffer.
Johnny Cash.
Jimmy Fallon.
Crystal Image.
The Ramones.
Tsunami Bomb.
Modest Mouse.
Jeff Richmond.
The Worry Knot.
PlayRadioPlay.
Tegan and Sara.
The Hush Sound.
Goat Punishment.
Scissor Sisters.
Plain White T’s.
Michael Jackson.
Double Negative.
Malcolm MCclaren.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
John Frusciante.
Gym Class Heroes.
Alanis Morissette.
We Are Scientists.
The White Stripes.
The Postal Service.
The Blues Brothers.
Taking Back Sunday.
The Black Eyed Peas.
Panic! At the Disco.
Death Cab For Cutie.
My Chemical Romance.
Somewhere Near India.
Dashboard Confessional.
Gatsby's American Dream.
Tommy.
Sybil.
Frida.
Out Cold.
Spanglish.
Saw (1&2&3).
Mean Girls.
The Pianist.
Garden State.
Girl, Interrupted.
Steel Magnolias.
Star Wars (I-VI).
The Wizard of Oz.
Anywhere But Here.
Where The Heart Is.
Dazed and Confused.
To Kill A Mockingbird.
Weezer: Video Capture Device.
30 ROCK..!
The Office.
Gilmore Girls.
Saturday Night Live.
Comedy Central Presents.
Night - Elie Weizel.
Needles. - Andie Dominick.
Bunny Bunny. - Alan Zweibel.
Gasping for Airtime. - Jay Mohr.
The Wizard of Oz - L. Frank Baum.
Kate Remembered. - A. Scott Berg.
It's Always Something. - Gilda Radner.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Ann Brashares.
I Hate This Place - The Pessimist's Guide to Life - Jimmy & Gloria Fallon
My mum, for pushing me out of her vagina. Thanks, Mom, for taking one for the team. I will never forget the favor.
Also:
Tina Fey.
Pam Beesley.
James Gunn & Jenna Fischer.
Gilda Radner.
& my sudo-mommy, Rebecca Ann Snyder.