**~FIRE~** *~CRACKER~* - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I collect salt and pepper shakers. I have the best collection out of everyone I know. This could be because I don't know anyone else that collects salt and pepper shakers.

My Interests

playing BINGO on Wednsdays, making buttons, music, going to shows, politics, spreading social awareness, midgets ("small people" I believe that's what they prefer to be called), bowling, making craft stuff, gambling, collecting PEZ dispensers, sitting at home all by myself on Friday nights and pretty much the same shit any other cool person would be into!

I'd like to meet:

Are you talking to me or chewing on bricks? 'Cause either way you're gonna be losing some teeth.

Music:

The Bouncing Souls, Rancid, Alkaline Trio, Social Distortion, Strike Anywhere, Against Me!, No Use For A Name, Unwritten Law, Billy Talent, Less Than Jake... The Pixies, The Beatles, Elastica, Madonna(80's only), Death Cab for Cutie, Tom Petty, The Stills, Metric... Johnny Cash, Leslie Gore, Jack Johnson, Pasty Cline, Billie Holiday, Liz Phair, Tom Morello,The Postal Service, Nelly Furtado, Pat Sweany(local guy, very awesome!!!)...I LOVE MUSIC... almost anything...Punk,Ska,Swing,Blues,Oldies...even some country...but please no metal...Oh, I almost forgot Ashlee Simpson...

Movies:

The Usual Suspects, Where the Heart Is, Death to Smoochy, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Liberty Heights, But I'm a Cheerleader, Shirely Temple Movies, I Heart Huckabees, Little Miss Sunshine... and did I mention Spice World...

Television:

I don't really watch T.V. due to my moral values and anti-capitalistic views, but in the rare exception I might actually watch something it's one of the following: WONDERSHOWZIN (best fucking show ever), The Daily Show, Freaks and Geeks, South Park, Lazy Town, The Fairly Odd Parents.

Books:

The Country Mouse and The City Mouse (by little golden books)

Heroes:

Mae West, Anita Roddick, Shera the Princess of Power, and Me because I'm probably the awesomest person I know (yse "awesomest" is a real word)

My Blog

it's a quiz, bitches!

highlight the section below and then right click and "copy" it. Then click on add comment. then right click again and "paste" the section and fill it out. I shouldn't have to explain this but there ar...
Posted by **~FIRE~** *~CRACKER~* on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:41:00 PST

bad idea

I think it is a very bad idea when you cut yourself in the kitchen at work to yell out "Awwww I just cut myself. I'm bleeding everywhere! I hope no one is allergic to HIV" because when I walked into t...
Posted by **~FIRE~** *~CRACKER~* on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:13:00 PST

memories...

So tonight at work I was telling Simon and Harvey some of my childhood memories and I thought I should share some of them in a blog so everyone can enjoy them... One time my Mom dressed us up in all b...
Posted by **~FIRE~** *~CRACKER~* on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:54:00 PST

great idea

Today at work I was sippin' on some Kool-Aid and I thought "this kool-aid stuff is just not cutting it anymore. Hey! I should make Awesome-Aid to help aid people to be more awesome like me" This is a ...
Posted by **~FIRE~** *~CRACKER~* on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 04:16:00 PST

iPOD on shuffle

iPOD on shuffle IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. Fo...
Posted by **~FIRE~** *~CRACKER~* on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST

my 2006

THIS YEAR: 2006[PEOPLE]best friend: Chuck, Leslie, Ginalost any friends: not really but I'm wondering where Tony and Laura went&?gained any friends: a ton! Everyone at luna's! plus a few people from t...
Posted by **~FIRE~** *~CRACKER~* on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 04:16:00 PST

I think this is for teenagers

Name:Moria Awesome KomaromyBirthdate:8~24~1982Birthplace:Cleveland, Ohio (the streets)Current Location:Kent, Ohio (The pitts)Eye Color:poop brownHair Color:black and pinkHeight:5'1"Weight:yikes! 127Ta...
Posted by **~FIRE~** *~CRACKER~* on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:42:00 PST

Thanksgiving 06

All though I slept through the entire day, I didn't really feel like I missed very much. When I got to work most of the regulars were there and they told me they came in because of the bulletin I had...
Posted by **~FIRE~** *~CRACKER~* on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 03:20:00 PST

so far, so good

So far so good. I didn't answer the first call from him today and then later when I accidently answered the call I told him I was busy at work and didn't want to talk. Then when he called again ...
Posted by **~FIRE~** *~CRACKER~* on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 05:02:00 PST

so done

I'm so done, I'm so done, I'm so done. I have to promise myself now that it's over- that I won't go back again. I realize now that there is no point and it's hopeless. I deserve so much better and one...
Posted by **~FIRE~** *~CRACKER~* on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:30:00 PST