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ESTHER aka MICROPORN and her Sisters

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About Me

Nothing in General,Everything in Particular.
If a women expresses her sexuality she is a whore, tramp or slut. Well, get over it, I REALLY don't give a fuck What the FUCK ???
I HAVE OPINIONS...
When I get a fine, I smile. Spill a full cup of coffee on me, I giggle. Walk into a dogshit, I absolutely dissolve in laughter.
Don’t get offended if I call you by the wrong name while we’re having sex.
Don’t ask for my number when you and I both know we have no intention or seeing one another again.
My family is just as fucked up as yours and I'm not a virgin.
I do at least fourty Google searches a day and I have never stabbed anyone in the eye.
You’re safe with me and we’ll make history together. I take a shower every day.
I love to have my inbox filled with dirty text messages. I just adore strange constipated looks on people's faces all the time.
I know that handcuffs aren't just for the cops and when you wash and smash the dishes it turns me on.
I never run with scissors and I don't lack of self-control, just decision-making skills.
You might be in my masturbation fantasies but I know how to keep a secret.
I enjoy "eating, hanging out, movies, going out with friends." EVERYONE DOES THESE THINGS. I like sleeping? You too? We should totally hang out!Social life? What social life?
I SUCK AT DOING THE LAUNDRY, especially ironing.
I'll lick the envelope for you and I won’t bite unless you want me to.
I am a Clever Brunette, and I want to swim with dolphins, learn italian, write those novels, to be kidnapped, become a millionaire, start a revolution, spend a night in prison, kiss strangers, see my face on a banknote, kiss my own lips, shoot the pianist, meet my great great grandchildren, sleep with a whore of Babylon, suck my little toe in public, wear a cape,blow your mind, understand Einstein, generate controversy, fill the sugarbowl with salt and I'll understand if you get jealous.
You won't be able to get me out of your head, but you know where to find me.
With MUCH love and tenderness I now suggest you go to bed!
Ohhh yes, I forgot...
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My Interests

Too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just hate cellphone base stations, the person who had white fizz at the corners of his mouth, and made me want to vomit!
"Starbucks"--No, no, a thousand times, no! L'escroquerie en AMOUR--No, no, a million times, no! Renting me out as some convenient tool from a fixing repair kit, NO NO NO! Putting me in a safe risk-free souvenir box: F**** OFF! I love BIAFINE! It heals wonderfully burn wounds!AIRPORTS!PHOTOMATONS!
I hate people not moving their fat arses on the escalators!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel very sorry for the people who can't face the truth coming out from their inner, and choose the easy way in order to go back to their automated lives! And I love the smell of the sea and fresh-cut grass!
Would really want to be kidnapped,once,just once, and then being able to escape ...

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO SEND A PERSONAL MESSAGE WHEN THEY INVITE OR REQUEST
Dalai Lama,Richard Branson,Hugh Hefner,a giant pink duck...

Anyone who's passionate about life & what they do!
At the trainstation...Missed connections...well, I think that my FORMER boyfriend missed "THE" connection, like most people tend to do, well,... at least he was conscious about it!. You see,I was transferring in between the 'dating' line to the 'serious commitment'line but then got off somewhere for some reason and got fucking lost. I am trying to make the connecting train on the 'romance' line, leaving behind somewhere those lingering on the lazy,lying -to-themselves effortless platform. Being on the lazy, effortless lying platform is not the same as being ON the train. Pretending to wait for the train is a load of shit because there are many many opportunities to catch that train.
At the airport...I'm currently getting out of the exhausted platform, considering switching my transportation carrier altogether, and I opt for a flight on the 'fun, attentive, show-me-the-fucking-love'line, with a more willing travel companion. GPS and Airmiles accepted! Love-perjurers, heart-scammers: please do abstain, your fraud-case is hopeless!

Music:

Francois de Roubaix,Gainsbourg,Preisner, as long as it appeals to me....pop,rock,indie, electro & many more! Blur, deus, blondie, stereolab,kill the dj, patti smith,chet baker, pj harvey, the cure, talking heads,Jazz, BlueNote Records, Marvin Gaye, Exotica sounds & EasyListening, The BEATLES,Burt BACHARACH, David BOWIE, The ClasH,ELVIS,Isaac HAYES, Michel Legrand, Ennio MORRICONE, the RONETTES, The RAMONES, The SMITHs, Soundtracks, Violent Femmes, The WHO, Vive La fete, Chicks on Speed, Bjork, Peaches, Disco, Scissor Sisters, Vitalic,Justice, anthony & the johnsons, aretha franklin, coco rosie, arno , B.B. King, Billy Idol,Brigitte Bardot, devendra banhart, DevO,dresden dolls,edith piaf, frank sinatra, glenn miller, nancy sinatra, roy orbison, tom waits, the pixies, elvis costello, feist, nouvelle vague, georges brassens, Venus, Soulwax,Sharko, Led Zeppelin, Zita Swoon, Barbara, Daan, Nerd, Mozart,Arab Strap, Gogol Bordello, Lawrence Wasser,

Movies:

David Lynch,Wim Wenders, Ettore Scola,Kieslowski,Louis de Funes,Claude Zidi,Jean Girault,Gerard Oury,Luc Besson, nanni moretti, Bertrand Blier, Claude Lelouch, Michel Blanc, Patrice Leconte, Fabrice Duwelz, Martine Doyen, Woody Allen, Je vous trouve tres beau,Serge Korber,Cement garden,Amelie Poulain,amorres perros, lucia y el sexo,viva las vegas, fame,flashdance,grease,quentin tarantino,jim jarmush,Cidade de deus,the Piano,Brutti sporchi e cattivi,carrie, festen,The 40 Year Old Virgin,La Vie sexuelle des Belges,twin peaks,delicatessen, The Cook The Thief His Wife and her Lover,barbarella,labyrinth,Gummo,Funny Games,Old Boy

Television:

TV sucks TV = is dead, TV is lame and anyway ... Ok ok ok ok... Let's face the truth! I admit.........if I would have cable, well, I would be a complete TV Junkie...shit shit shit!

les vedettes katerine et la secte humaine. Film super8 tourné et monté par Marcello Dellamare ... dans les loges du cirque royal ... et sur scène "Louxor J'adore" !

Books:

My agenda,Playboy,Lui,clockwork orange,American History X, Paul Auster,Amelie Nothomb, Stephen King,L'alchimiste de Paulo Coelho,all lewis caroll,Le parfum de Patrick Suskind, Fast Food Nation, Rudyard Kipling, Dickens, Orwell, De Laclos, Wilde, Stevenson, Nabokov,Camus.

Heroes:

I would like to thank Klimt, Schiele, Van Gogh, Modigliani, Canaletto, Monet, Renoir, Ensor, Ropps, Khnopff and all the others on earth...

My Blog

LA DANSE DES SEINS, performance by DOMINIQUE THIRION on DEVO, WHIP IT, 2005

LA DANSE DES SEINS A one-time original performance in 2005 at WWW.RECYCLART.BE by Dominique Thirion. Starring: Dominique X, Esther X, Nadia X, Sylvie X. Music: "WHIP IT", by DEVO WWW.MYSPACE.COM/DEVO ...
Posted by ESTHER aka MICROPORN and her Sisters on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:24:00 PST

The Vedettes : It only just starts&

WHO: The Vedettes-Plus-ou-Moins-Majorettes. WHERE: IN between Place Saint Jean and rue du Lombard, 1000 Brussels. WHEN: 06 May 2007. RAISON: Fete de l'IRIS. MOST SEEN COLORS: Red and White. MOSTE SEEN...
Posted by ESTHER aka MICROPORN and her Sisters on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:48:00 PST

LES VEDETTES AU ZENITH

LES VEDETTES AU ZENITH AVEC KATERINEParis, Paris, at the Zénith&27th march 2007 48 hours of a natural born gifted singer and his sexy musicians, a fabulous band of unbelievable natural born gifted an...
Posted by ESTHER aka MICROPORN and her Sisters on Sun, 20 May 2007 05:16:00 PST

PHOTOS RECYCLART VEDETTES

Once upon a time& » UN PASSE-TETE »   Small ideas become, exist and give big results.   I never do anything by chance, only by hasard or choice ! Two years ago, I spoke to...
Posted by ESTHER aka MICROPORN and her Sisters on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:52:00 PST

The latest adventures of Special Agents Microporn and Mawia,

The latest adventures of Special Agents Microporn  and Mawia in Getttho-Down-Antwerp-Town. Operation CODE « TAFIT versus DAWID » HOW IT ALL STARTED& It could be due to my...
Posted by ESTHER aka MICROPORN and her Sisters on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:45:00 PST

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Posted by ESTHER aka MICROPORN and her Sisters on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 11:33:00 PST