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About Me

Welcome to the Great American Party, and the Official home of the Officially, Unofficial Carolla/Kimmel 2008 Presidential Campaign. My name is Gabe Newman, the Founder of the Great American Party, and the Officially, Unofficial Campaign Manager of this fictionally, impossible Presidential Campaign, where it's not about ME. It's about US. WE figure, if WE gotta vote for rich guys, then we're going with these guys!!!Send your request for membership to:[email protected]If you want to send money, well send you a t-shirt, but it's gotta be a good donation!!!

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My Interests

I'll tell ya later, but don't let me forget about these nifty t-shirts! Buy one NOW!!

***Please note, you will be taken to the Pay Pal Login page upon clicking this link. However, you DO NOT have to have a Pay Pal account. Directly to the left of the Login fields, you will notice normal credit card processing options. Thanks for your order! -Gabe

I'd like to meet:

YOU! Please, if you have read this FAR already, go the extra mile and send us your email address as we compile our list in order to communicate with you more effectively!

Also, PLEASE POST COMMENTS OF SUPPORT FOR THE CAUSE! It is our aim to keep posts central to the purpose which is the election of Adam Carolla & Jimmy Kimmel to the offices of the Presidency & Vice-Presidency of the United States of America! It's not just in the movies folks! JOIN NOW by ADDING US as a Friend, and sending us an email to [email protected]. Thanks for your support.

Music:

Tell ya later!

Movies:

I just saw Stranger Than Fiction... The quintessential, scratch your head, and laugh at the same time flick of the millenium.

Television:

I don't do that. I don't have a TV!

Books:

I should do this, but I'm usually writing.

Heroes:

My Friend Jay, who tried to get me to climb out of that bathroom window to avoid paying for that $10 tab on fried pickles and beer!

That was funny! Read about it and SUBSCRIBE to my BLOG at:myspace.com/wickgraves

www.myspace.com/wickgraves

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My Blog

Beeshtooken!

It just popped into my brain like a website hit popping up on a computer screen with a total affirmation that you were successful at making your download of the various files that compose the screen v...
Posted by Carolla/Kimmel 2008 on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:14:00 PST

These Two Dollars, A Dream, & A Hard Work Ethic

She's just a tea tiny little thing hardly bigger than a bar of soap, as Aunt Ruby might have put it, but what words of wisdom flowed from her lips on this particular morning. Golden words that r...
Posted by Carolla/Kimmel 2008 on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:10:00 PST

ESPN Sports Center Towne Meeting: Atlanta (Please Repost)

On Tuesday, September 25th, that's next Tuesday, ESPN will be holding a Towne Meeting on the topic of Michael Vick, entitled The Vick Divide! If you would like to attend, and are in the Atlanta area b...
Posted by Carolla/Kimmel 2008 on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:26:00 PST

Individual Mandate

What's Up People? I Just Had Another Featured Post On My Fox Atlanta. I Hope You'll Take The Time To Check It Out! http://community.myfoxatlanta.com/ Thanks, -Gabe www.myspace.com/wickgra...
Posted by Carolla/Kimmel 2008 on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:28:00 PST

Nort Agin Is Nasally Acceptable

When you can't vote for anyone like YOURSELF, what is there really worth voting for? That's why I'm voting for Adam Carolla for President! See, it boils down to a briliant case of ded...
Posted by Carolla/Kimmel 2008 on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:28:00 PST

Various & Sundry Items

A waiter approaches the bar asking the bartender for an application. A familiar patron says, "I thought you already worked here.?.? The waiter responds, "I do. I just wanna work here twice...
Posted by Carolla/Kimmel 2008 on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:17:00 PST

On The Air!

Happy Carolla/Kimmel Day Folks! Adam "Goodtimes" Collins http://www.myspace.com/adamtheabstemious with Gabe Newman will be on the air this Sunday afternoon from 3pm to 6pm! Listen live at W...
Posted by Carolla/Kimmel 2008 on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:37:00 PST

May 2007

As posted by Sir Mark The Poet: A Special Forces sniper was asked by Chelsea Clinton what he thought of when shooting terrorists. The sniper replied, "Osama, Obama & yo mama." Thanks Sir Mark! __...
Posted by Carolla/Kimmel 2008 on Wed, 09 May 2007 12:13:00 PST

What's Da Haps?

Fellow Carolla/Kimmel 2008 Supporters,I have been remiss of late in posting any updates, but here's a big How Do from Gabe Newman, Former Rodeo Clown & The Next Hugh Hefner...For those of you tryi...
Posted by Carolla/Kimmel 2008 on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:26:00 PST

February 2007

It becomes apparent in the age of every man, or at least it should become apparent, that one is nothing without others. After my fifth firing in as many consecutive years what became crystal clear to...
Posted by Carolla/Kimmel 2008 on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:12:00 PST