NEVER trust a NAKED bus driver |
I took up yoga recently. It was just before I decided that I had possibly exhausted my reservoir of topics to rant about, just after devouring a plate full of banana chips but DURING the hollyoaks omn...
Posted by Obaro on Thu, 17 May 2007 05:29:00 PST |
A SENSE of ENTITLEMENT |
Try to understand, I'm talking about a fucking GENIUS. I mean this is the guy that informed me that the word 'tardis' spelt (and/or pronounced) backwords is spelt (and/or pronounced) 'Sidrat'. He's th...
Posted by Obaro on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:20:00 PST |
The HUMAN condition (UPDATE) |
"The monarch and the Government and the church are all in there patting themselves on the back," Toyin Agbetu
Today marks the 200th anniversary of the abolition of the slave trade. In 30 years, we'll ...
Posted by Obaro on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 06:05:00 PST |
The kind of PRETTY girl that HATES being pretty. |
Its a good idea to wash your hands a few times a day (more than you think). With the amount of germs on your iPod, mobile phone, door handles, keyboard, remote controls and girlfriend, its worth givin...
Posted by Obaro on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:21:00 PST |
Pain is Just a .... STATE of MIND |
You were BORN luckyI find the balance between luck you can control and pure luck to be similar to the balance between nature and nurture. So when you're blessed with four limbs, a bank account and a s...
Posted by Obaro on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:41:00 PST |
I've been waiting HOURS for this |
RULES:
1. Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
2. People who are tagged must write their own blog as well as post these rules
3. At the end of your blog, choose eight pe...
Posted by Obaro on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:14:00 PST |
The END of TIME |
I met some VERY intelligent people recently. Some of them had post modern ideas (and skills!) and others had husbands they hadn't seen since before women stopped being people and became sex objects, a...
Posted by Obaro on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST |
You were looking at YOURSELF in the MIRROR and you want some POT? |
Of COURSE you think I'm overreacting! White people ALWAYS think black people are overreacting.
When going for a drive to the countryside, I ALWAYS specify; "lets not go to some miserable secluded ...
Posted by Obaro on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:30:00 PST |
I love you so much I'm SCARED for my HEALTH |
When seasonal germs decided to invade my precious bodily functions and psyche, it threatened my ability to respond to new episodes of 'The Simpsons' with the usual excitement and glee. The offensive s...
Posted by Obaro on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:16:00 PST |
My Lady Story (Valentine's day Blog). |
The last Valentines day I truly enjoyed was the one I spent watching 'Lost in Translation' after a delicious meal with a girl I can honestly say was 'my best work'. We didn't have much in common but s...
Posted by Obaro on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:56:00 PST |
