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Frito Pendejo

It's not gay if a chick does it, if a chick does it it's European, Swedish I think.

About Me

I have never lost a toe. I have never killed a man. I have never made "it" with a corpse. I would like to acheive terminal velocity. I am not a republican or democrat, I am pro-rada, or is it pro-bono, whatever, it's all about the gravy mix. No wait, I am definitly anti-bono. I can not fit a cinder block in my mouth. You remind me of the man. Today is the happiest day of my life. I have seen your mom naked. I met Jesus, he had a coke nail, and a face like John Tuturo. I would rather be fucking. There is no Dana, there is only Zule. I fetishise deisel engines. I am allergic to Billy Ray Cyrus. I am rich in poverty. I like titties.

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My Interests

- Video and Image Hosting"The history of phlem. Vagina. Smegmata. Vagina. Photographs of pregnant animals. Vagina. Emersion foot. Vagina.

I'd like to meet:

Ule Brenner, Butros Butros Gali, Tyra Banks, Mika Tan, the 900 foot Jesus, Sonny Barger, Piere Currie, Kiki Dare, Bunny Love, Milla, George Forman, Giles De Raise, Nancy Grace, The Grand Mufti, Edgar Winter, Jaque Cousteu

Music:

The pleasing wet crunch of the rare, yet delightful intersection of brick, and face.

Movies:

All the underground porno that your mom made in the seventies.

Television:

I only watch re-runs of the Howdy Doody show, season three...always season three.

Books:

Hong Kong telephone directory, service manual for 72 Buick Skylark, The Idiots Guide to Circumcision, The underground porn mags your mom made in the seventies, Atomic Enginearing for Dummies, The Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigade Pinup Callendar, Osamas Guide to Making Freinds and Influencing Others, The un-authorised Biography of Popin Fresh,Cooking With Idi Amin

Heroes:

AUX, Ed Gein, Andre Chikatio, Charles Panzram, Charles Ng, Ramone Salsido, Gumby
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My Blog

Born Under a Bad Sign

by Booker T. Jones / William Bell Born under a bad sign I been down since I begin to crawl If it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all Hard luck and trouble is my only fri...
Posted by Frito Pendejo on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 12:52:00 PST

Blackmail Photo

Here's a shot shot of my friend Valericious and I, circa 1998.Damn that's some funny shit...now where are my cloves?...
Posted by Frito Pendejo on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 05:47:00 PST

Holl Shit! It's Snog!!!

Dude, I gave Thrussel a ride to the show! Austrailian techno rules!...
Posted by Frito Pendejo on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:37:00 PST

Bueno Atrebajo

I got a job, I got a job, I got a good job, I got a job that pays, I got a job, I got a job, I got a good job, one that satisfys, my artistic needs...yeah. Yo someone give me a car.
Posted by Frito Pendejo on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 01:17:00 PST

...blog that never ends...

This is the blog that never ends...it just goes on and on my friend...some people started reading it, not really knowing what it was...and they'll continue reading it forever just because...This is th...
Posted by Frito Pendejo on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 05:16:00 PST

Whats that smell?

This is the best game ever. Blind fold a friend and stcik your fingers under their nose. When they corectly gues where you've had your hands recently, you trade places. This is great fun for the famil...
Posted by Frito Pendejo on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 04:55:00 PST

Cult of the Divine Liquification

Hey freind, do ever wonder if theres a greater meaning to life? Do you ask why bad things happen to good people, or why god allows natural disasters to destroy inocent lives? Of course, we all wonder ...
Posted by Frito Pendejo on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 01:24:00 PST

Jesus is my Co-Pilot

I'm just gravy! Jesus is my co-pilot, no shit! We were flying sorties over Karbala when we started taking small arms fire (they hate him over there, something about the christians and Jerusalem and th...
Posted by Frito Pendejo on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 05:25:00 PST

Making Gravy Baby

Why are there so many diferent kinds of gravy? They all taste good, but how do you choose? Whats your favorite gravy? Is it brown, country, mushroom, turkey, love? Did I miss one? Tell me, whats your ...
Posted by Frito Pendejo on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 02:34:00 PST