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muppet baby

your mixed bag is full of saffron and platinum and their mixed bag is full of rutabagas and dogsh*t.

About Me



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My Interests

my cat, blue things, metal things, making metal things, music, tattoos, getting tattooed, body modification, dancing, randomness, converting clothing, muppets, duckies, hokusai, bosch, books, food, defying explanation, carhartts, boots that keep my feet dry, epidemic diseases, words, growing out my hair, putting makeup on other people, crawling through the double hulls where i used to work, outdated names for pets--like phyllis or norman, avoiding electrocution, making others enjoy my cooking, being easily amused, cute underwear, trying not to bite my nails, bathing, stretching my flats, leaving my father threatening messages if he doesn't keep in touch, plotting the downfall of my neighbors, the sensation of falling, attainable goals, rational behavior unless it's unnecessary, proper pronunciation, geography, playing pool in short skirts, sharp things, water, things that live in water, being not quite naked, wicked cute footwear, puzzles, atypical words for good--like boss, being squeezed, dangling from heights, doing cartwheels in heels...

I'd like to meet:

anyone who is a: similar to me, b: dissimilar enough to be fun to figure out, or c: anyone who has neither addictions more serious than cigarettes nor massive issues....and preferably nice to look at.

Music:

warren zevon, skinny puppy, ministry, motley crue, einsturzende neubauten, bjork, nick cave, mlada fronta, laibach, catherine wheel, led zeppelin, depeche mode, attrition, covenant, underworld, the dire straits, massive attack, tricky, cleen, haujobb, medicine, duran duran, death in june, seabound, combichrist, coil, swayzak, bob dylan, manufactura, wasp, new order, christian death, u2, converter, the horrorist, cyndi lauper, kmfdm, download, portishead, siouxsie, numb, morticians, beethoven, bach, vivaldi, tchaikovsky...there's tons more, but i lose track of it all...

Movies:

anything jim henson, real genius, the harry potter series, devil's advocate, the reflecting skin, secretary, hellraisers 1&4, red dawn, the royal tenenbaums, happiness, life aquatic, the linguini incident, the hitchhikers' giude to the galaxy(both old BBC version and new one), gojoe, dogs in space, dr. caligari, american psycho, liquid sky, hackers, prayers for the rollerboys, anything takeshi miike, uzumaki, dagon, the dunwich horror, joy luck club, anything tim burton, max, red cherry, sitcom, master and commander, antonia's line, the suicide club, showgirls, charlie and the chocolate factory, bladerunner bladerunner bladerunner, twin peaks, the original dune, pulp fiction, lost boys, drop dead fred, wizard of oz, gladiator, return to oz, star wars trilogy, rocky horror picture show, trainspotting, acid house, battle angel, photographing fairies, black hawk down, we were soldiers, full metal jacket, clockwork orange, immortal beloved, fifth element, titus, hellboy, lord of the rings, saved, party monster, empire records, can't hardly wait, the list goes on...

Television:

the muppet show, twin peaks, aqua teen hunger force, star trek next generation, samurai champloo, excel saga, cowboy bebop, flcl, sealab 2021, simpsons, family guy, old sesame street, the shield...

Books:

frank herbert, roald dahl, the hobbit, lord of the rings, the cornelius chronicles, douglas adams, the chronicles of narnia, thomas harris, irvine welsh, uzumaki series, clive barker, orson scott card, piers anthony, jhonen vasquez, n.p., robert anton wilson, terry pratchett, chuck palahniuk, that ridiculous endless robert jordan series that i'm thoroughly unimpressed with and yet compelled to finish....

My Blog

saw this...looked fun...

one word meme thingey Can.Only.Type.One.Word.Answers.Not as easy as you might think.1. Where is your cell phone? locker2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? isn't 3. Your hair? blue4. your mother? wonderful5...
Posted by muppet baby on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:37:00 PST

momentum...

there is a thing i wish to say to any who wonder where i have gone.  hold please. the velocity at which i currently travel will see me succeed admirably or die trying. try to disembark from ...
Posted by muppet baby on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:20:00 PST

freedom

i am as one newly born...and wish to remain so. school demands much of me, and i devote myself fully to it...yoga brings me peace, and i freely relish it. my own life is my lover. i embrace...
Posted by muppet baby on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:49:00 PST

white, blue, and red....

i haven't had blood in my hair for years...at work, emptying doggy hair from the drain trap of tub number 4 (pretty sure it was 4). i lean over to tap the trap on the edge of the wastebasket and drop ...
Posted by muppet baby on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:30:00 PST

gravity

how could a chest feel such crushing heaviness when there is no heart left inside to weigh it down?
Posted by muppet baby on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:08:00 PST

moving...

so i'm moving...argh...it's such a hassle...  it's SW for me...i always seem to end up back there sooner or later...i prefer NE, and i loved my apartment... pros: it'll be cheaper though, and the...
Posted by muppet baby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

very slightly abated vexation...yet still ranting...

an update on my general state of stressed out disgruntlement AKA more self-pitying tripe that you won't want to subject yourself to: at long last, my unemployment check came...$13 dollars short, ...
Posted by muppet baby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

argh...abundant vexation and resultant ranting...

i am full of hate... as of 1530, it will have been a month since i got laid off...which i'm still accepting of, as i didn't want to work in that pit of hell any longer anyway... meanwhile, no end of b...
Posted by muppet baby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

freedom!!!

i was laid off today. i am at peace with this. it allows me a reprieve from the following:   -a schedule that is unnatural to my biorythms -inclement weather conditions -welding-related detritus ...
Posted by muppet baby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST