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SuicideGirl Jaime

www.suicidegirls.com/girls/jaime

About Me





Check out my limited edition 'zine: STRIPPED in Pornland
$10 for 60 pages of cynical stripper comedy!
If it didn't cost nearly a thousand bucks to self-publish this as a book, I would lower the price for the 'zine!
The book version will feature several extra pages, including insane excerpts from my personal journal dating back to age 18.

C'mon! Don't you want to support one of the first SuicideGirls???

I also have prints available for purchase:Jaime Suicide
ask for prices!!!

My Interests


Hip-Hop. Breakdancing. Rapping. Drum Machines. Keyboards. Power Electronics. Analog Synthesizers. Electroclash. New Wave. Forgotten 80s Tracks.Real 70s Glam Rock, I HATE T. REX! 60s Psychedelic Rock. Asian Psychedelic Music. Tiny Tim. Mrs. Miller. The Partridge Family. Memorabilia. Records. Posters. The History Of Film.Obsession. Fantasy. Manifestation. The Occult. Sex Magick.Rad Video [MORGAN!]. Books. Truth. Fun. Laughter. More.

The Holy Trinity of Dice (Andrew "Dice" Clay), Ice (Vanilla Ice) and Vice (Miami Vice).

I'd like to meet:

Fans. Friends. Fellow Creative Types. Actors. Directors. Producers. Filmmakers. Screenwriters. Musicians. MCs. Rappers. Breakdancers. B Boys. B Girls. Authors. Publishers. Artists. Painters. Illustrators. Comics/Comedians. Photographers. Make-Up Artists. Special Effects Artists. Mystics. Magickians. Satanists. NO WICCANS! Qabbalists. Thelemites. Collector Nerds. Fun People. Funny People. Nice People.

ARE THERE ANY BREAKDANCERS IN PALM BEACH COUNTY, FL? HOOK IT UP!

Music:



check me out on the R.O.D. website!

Electro, Ghetto-Tech, Breaks, Rap, Hip-Hop, Electroclash, House, Progressive House, 80s New Wave, Trance, Electronica, Power Electronics, Techno Porn Grind...
CLICK HERE to check out THE GUTS !
Dwarves, GG ALLIN, Mentors, EBN, CHROMEO, Zombies! Organize!! .. Otto Von Schirach, Doormouse, Lolita Storm, Hafler Trio, Sonic Youth, Erasure, Death In June, Current 93, Coil, JOHN SEX, Dirty Sanchez, Larry Tee, Avenue D, Benny Benassi, Dopplereffekt, Adriano Canzian,

Stunt Rock, Vincent Gallo, Dr. Wundt: Sexy Sexy Time. ... Keyshia Cole .. Jill Scott ... NOMMO OGO ... FREQ TRANSMISSION ... Lush, Cocteau Twins, Curve, Cranes, My Bloody Valentine, ..... Maggatron Crushing Crew: The Bass That Ate Miami ... Newcleus: Jam On It ... Strafe: Set It Off .. Paul Wall: Trying to Get Paid ... Tech N9ne: Now It's On ... UTFO: The Real Roxanne ... Do Or Die &; Twista: Paper Chase ... 2 Pac: All Eyes On Me ... Dru Down: Can You Feel Me ... 2 Live Crew: One and One ... Ying Yang Twins: Halftime ... Lil wayne: Fireman...Suave Smooth, Tripple J, Trick Daddy, TRINA, 2 Live Crew, Gucci Crew II, Blowfly ... old BG ... Ginuine, Envogue, Soul II Soul, SWV, Jodeci, Keith Sweat, R Kelly, Janet Jackson, Whitney Houson, Bobby Brown, New Edition, Rick James, Billy Ocean, Young Jeezy, Chamillionaire, T.I., D4L ... and a lot more. James Brown, The Temptations, The Supremes ... Whore, Fornicator, Lord Gore, Engorged, Morbid Angel, Incantation, Black Funeral, Dark Throne, Tulus, Satyricon, Cock And Ball Torture, Waco Jesus, Macabre, Meat Shits, Nitro, Manowar, Motley Crue, Crucifucks, Vindictives, Quincy Punx, Vomit Punx...Plus: Kraftwerk, Devo, Sparks, Severed Heads, Spandu Ballet, Strawberry Switchblade, Cabaret Voltaire, Chris and Cosey, PTV, TG, NON, Atrax Morgue, Whitehouse, Skinny Puppy, Download, Nu Shooz, Shannon, Technotronic, Stacey Q, TKA, Timmy T, Stevie B, Black Box, Taylor Dane, Soft Cell, Marc Almond, Pet Shop Boys, The Smiths, Hall and Oates, Little Richard, Tiny Tim, Mrs. Miller, Charlie Manson, Slade, Gary Glitter, ONJ, Partridge Family.... too many more ... Crispin Hellion Glover ... Timo Maas, I Start Counting, Fortran 5, Shriekback, Mr. Pacman, Yip-Yip, Zom Zoms, &; fuck you--I like Chaka Khan, Jan Hammer, DON JOHNSON, Vanilla Ice, Madonna & ABBA!......

Movies:

976-EVIL changed my life when I was ten!FAV FILMS AND FLICKS:..Angela, Reflecting Skin, Goodfellas, Casino, Scarface, Four Brothers, Suspiria, Terror at the Opera, Zombie, Phantom of the Paradise, Slade In Flame, Taxi Driver, 2000 Maniacs, Blood Feast, Color Me Blood Red, Carving Magic, I Spit On Your Grave, Last Exit to Brooklyn, Ape Canyon, Sunset Boulevard, The Third Man, Bad Santa, TEAM AMERICA:WORLD POLICE, Orgazmo, The Jerk, To Live and Die in East LA, Basketball Diaries, A Clockwork Orange, Baise Moi, Howard the Duck,
Romeo's Bleeding, Cape Fear, Night Shift, Night Porter, The Bunker, American History X, The Believer, Eaten Alive, Slugs, Terror 2000, Andy Warhol's Dracula, Toto Le Heroes, Man Bites Dog, La Femme Nikita, The Conformist, Total Eclipse, Nekromantik, Nekromantik 2, Der Todesking, Schramm, Captain Berlin, Frankenstein Meets the Spacemonster, The Amazing Collosal Man, The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari, My Sweet Satan, Deadbeat at Dawn, Roadkill, Charlie's Family, The Manson Family, Happiness, American Beauty, American Psycho, Gummo, Meet The Feebles, The Dark Backward, Freaks, Where the Day Takes You, Valley Girl,Weekend At Bernie's, Police Academy, Moving Violations, Monster Sqaud, Big Top Pee-Wee, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Karate Kid, Delta Force, Death Wish, Where the Buffalo Roam, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ghostbusters, Scrooged, WHAT ABOUT BOB?, Groundhog Day, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Casual Sex?, Mannequin, They Live, Videodrome, Pearls Before Swine, Men at Work, Anchorman, Old School, Little Nikky, Little Noises, Rubin and Ed, Willard, Twister, Orkly Kid, The Beaver Trilogy, What Is It?...!!!!! HUCK BOTKO !!!!!, and way more, but I'm sick of typing. I love that John Sex Video, Bump and Grind It. MARRIED TO THE MOB, ...Max Hardcore, Bukkake, Traci Lords...Brain Damage..every Psychic T.V. video[all transmissions] ...every Visage video...I don't care what anyone says; Invincible was totally inspiring for me as a struggling artist! And The Departed was probably my fav film of last year.

Television:

MIAMI VICE, Nash Bridges, Beyond Vaudeville, The Partridge Family, Elimidate, Blind Date, The Insider, Maximum Exposure, Jerry Springer, Chappelle's Show, In Living Color, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, The Shield, Forensic Files, Cold Case Files, Rescue 911, Six Feet Under, Liquid Television, 21 Jumpstreet, Knight Rider, Lexx, Kids In The Hall, Get A Life, South Park, The Surreal Life, Street Smarts, Fear Factor, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Being Bobby Brown, The Andy Milonakis Show, Cheaters...From Rags To Riches, Small Wonder...although I hardly watch TV!

Books:

Jim Goad, Adam Parfrey, Peter Sotos, Crispin Hellion Glover, Austin Osman Spare, Kenneth Grant, Kenneth Anger, Aleister Crowley, Genesis P-Orridge, The Devil's Notebook, Research, Rapid Eye, Ian Brady, I stole that yellow ZODIAC book about the ZODIAC KILLER from my mom when I was 9, Jean Cocteau, George Orwell, Arthur Rimbaud, Charles Bauldelaire, Paul Verlaine, Mallarme, Albert Camus, JL King, and so many more it's retarded.

Heroes:

karen bach was the most beautiful woman on the planet:

My Blog

come see me at the zombie circus!

Come one, come all, to the undead ass-clap bass circus of graveyard sound blast! Eat brains! Fornicate in public! Spit fire! Swallow a load! Whatever. Just cum down to Mi...
Posted by Jaime on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 05:12:00 PST

The Guts WILL Make You Lose Your Shirt!

The Gut! debut Queens is a shameless mix of sarcasm and synthesizers. Consider the potential hit song New Thing with its perfect sense of contrast. The uplifting beats and positive hook in stride with...
Posted by Jaime on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:02:00 PST

Zzyzx Movie Review

Lou (Kenny Johnson, The Shield), a deranged Gulf War brute, drags his whiny wingman, Ryan, through the Mojave Desert on a wild trip to Vegas. On the way there, Lou pulls off the freeway at the infamou...
Posted by Jaime on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:07:00 PST

BEYOND Beyond Vaudeville with Rich Brown

  No one in network TV can match his eye for the eccentric and truly whacked out. Rich Brown, in character as Frank Hope, hosted the Manhattan cable access talk show Beyond Vaudeville. It aired ...
Posted by Jaime on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:14:00 PST

One Of The First Interviews with Mr. Quintron! (although it was never published)

    Mr.Quintron is the mastermind behind the one-man band, Quintron. He invented the Drum Buddy, a rhythm and scratching machine that is light activated, similar to a Theremin. His wife, Mi...
Posted by Jaime on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:16:00 PST

My review of Andrew "Dice" Clay

Check it out: Andrew "Dice" Clay review at ReviewerMagazine.com
Posted by Jaime on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 02:28:00 PST

My review of the June 23rd 2006 Vanilla Ice show in South Florida

Vanilla Ice official site: www.vanillaice.com My review of the June 23rd 2006 Vanilla Ice show: http://reviewermag.livejournal.com/tag/vanilla+ice+review...
Posted by Jaime on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 04:42:00 PST

I'm on G4!

I'm on TV! G4 TVThere are very old pix on "the birth of SG" as well as me talking at the very end. I look cold, though. Fuck it! It was freezing on the film set of Wizard Of Gore!There are also some p...
Posted by Jaime on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 03:54:00 PST

What Is Ghettotech?

Ask Wikipedia!
Posted by Jaime on Sat, 20 May 2006 03:28:00 PST

My Review Of Crispin Hellion Glover's Film, What Is It?

Check it out:  ReviewerMagazine.com
Posted by Jaime on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:34:00 PST