I am full of goo. And organs.....squish.
I heart Dirty and unnatural tentacle sex.
And this handsome dork has my heart.
Splashing around in bathtubs, fabulously painful shoes, keeping myself busy, obsessing over stupid shit. The usual. Oh, and I fucking HATE it when bands spam me. So if you're some shitty band with a myspace music page, FUCK OFF!
No one, really. I'm driven by sheer boredom and beer.
And I don't add friend collectors. If you want to add me and I don't know you, send me a message first and I'll consider it.
What Is Your Battle Cry?
S printing through the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Laura! And she gives a bloodthirsty bellow:
"I'm going to bruise you in such an inhumane manner, your pets won't recognize you!!"
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Oh crap. My mind always blanks out..... to mention a few...Death in June, Mum,Rasputina,Batmobile, The Koffin Kats, The Cranes, Demented are GO!, Los Gatos Locos, Hank Williams III, Patsy Cline, Strawberry Switchblade,The Meteors, Bjork, Legendary Pink Dots, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nick Cave, Echo and the Bunnymen, Guitar Wolf, The Cramps, The Smiths, Nico.....a whole bunch of shit.
The Reflecting Skin, Shaun of The Dead, Night of the Living Dead 1 2 &3, Return of the Living Dean 1 2 & 3, Uzumaki, La Blue Girl, Drop Dead Gorgeous, 976-Evil, Wild Zero, Stacy, Demon Beast, Antonia's Line, Haute Tension, Old Boy, Fudo, 80,000 volts, Ichi the Killer....
Adult Swim, Buffy, Star Trek.
Neil Gaiman, Jonathen Lethem, Comte de Leautremont, Piers Anthony, Robert Anton Wilson, Storm Constantine, Junji Ito, Yukio Mishima, Emile Zola, Eric Flint, Garth Nix, Gary Jennings, any 17th & 18th century French erotica. If it's obvious and cliche, I probably love it.
Jeff Stryker ya'll!