Perhaps you've wondered who this mysterious stranger is that rides through your town on a Harley Davidson, wearing a leather trenchcoat. Well I wonder that too, the bastard stole my trenchcoat.Now then on to who I am.I was born Kenneth James Halhober on a snowy day in June. Yes I was born in Wisconsin.(No cheese head jokes, I've heard them all, even made a few myself.)
I grew up moving from place to place, during that time, I gained many friends, comic book characters. I grew up with the X-men, Spider man, The Hulk.(well 2 of them made decent movies, and if you have to ask which one didn't, let's just say banners dad stole that absorbing thing from Crusher Creel, and it made me nauseous to see that, but that's in my reviews.)
I grew up fascinated with superheroes, and through that I found pro wrestling. I know, it's a soap opera for men, but look at it this way, it's as close as a person gets to real live superheroes with powers and everything(staged, I know.) without having Spiderman actually climbing the wall.
As I grew up, I became fascinated with horror and movies. For me the worse a movie is the more I like it.(I.E. Cannibal the musical, Toxic Avenger again will be in the reviews) Now a bad movie is a bad movie, but if the creators know they have a bad movie and admit it's bad, I will love it 99% of the time.
Needless to say, as time went on I found Rocky Horror, and Anime, I think on the same day. I love Rocky Horror, and thanks to a friend of mine named Feral, I have played Eddie, Dr. Scott, and Columbia. thankfully with my VERY limited budget I didn't have to wear Columbias costume.*Shudders*
Speaking of Feral. this man has been my best friend since I first lived in New Orleans. That's right, I used to live study and work in the big easy. I worked at a bar called the Tropical Isle, I was the hand grenade man, a mascot who stood and danced in front of the bar.
Well I met Feral at a live action role playing group.(Get it, I'm a geek and proud of it damn it!) I was his ride and on the way back we both looked at each other and at the same time said "I hate you."
Amazingly enough from there we became the best of friends. he was there for my good times, as well as my bad times, like when I got mugged.(Another sidenote. getting mugged sucks ass, I do not recommend it.)
One day I felt ready to leave, and decided I would go to California and become a famous screenwriter.(That's a piece of cake sshhhyeah right.)) Well as it turns out Feral,and I had a few extra travelers, and ended up in Misery, I mean Missouri, no wait I was right the first time.
Well the next few years were kind of interesting with me trying to escape Columbia, but not sure where to go until I went back to New Orleans and met a tarot reader by the name of Gypsy Zanval. who helped train me as a reader and take me in. He treated me just like a son, and I treated him the same way... kidding. he was the closest thing I had to a father figure I had in a long time.(Sorry mom, you tried but you were a better mother figure than him:D)
Two more times I found myself in columbia with another year long jaunt to new orleans again.
The last time I was in Columbia I met a woman. Her name is Abbey. I wont say anything one way or another about her, except she dumped me, and that's the end of that topic.
Well after Abbey, I went to Tucson For about 5 months.I have since moved back to New Orleans. I am still screenwriting, and am looking into some acting. I think role players of my calibre make great actors.
I am a professional tarot reader, I was engaged to a wonderful woman named Melissa, but I screwed up big time and now we are friends. I have recently become an Evacuee of Hurricane Katrina. I guess that's the Gods way of saying you're no longer needed in New Orleans pal. So here I was in Homosassa Florida. IT SUCKED. I also go by the name Timber Wulff, and have since the first trip out of New Orleans.There's the cliff notes of my life story. *Sees jerk drive off with his trenchcoat*Hey get back here! Hey listen I gotta go. If you need to know anything else about me, just e-mail me at [email protected] .
Update!:I was working for Disney for 6 months until they fired me. I am now gainfully employed at universal Studios as a tarot reader. So come see me. I quit smoking recently with a few exceptions where I fell off the wagon for a half a cigarette. I am also a pagan and happy as one.
For those wanting to quit. Don't do it cold turkey it is a bitch.. Trust me I know.Newest update:Halloween horror nights 18 I'm in Creatures house... 'Nuff said.I made a couple movies, and will be working on more very soon.
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