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Hans Kottentail

He's Hopping Mad

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator I'm a simple immigrant farmer from Germany who struggles to fit in and make friends. I like to work in my garden and to watch the pretty girls who live at the nearby Pi Pi Pi sorority house.
I hate rabbits. They always get into my garden and eat my vegetables.
I'm also sort of famous. Some pretty cool filmmakers made a movie about my life as a farmer turned killer easter bunny. You might want to view the trailer below. Please be aware that it contains spanking, nudity, blood, violence and lots and lots of scantily clad women.

My Interests

Movies. Gore. Horror. Lao Tzu. Karma. Taoism. Driving. Getting lost. Traveling. Writing. Surprising people. Ireland. China. History. Cool quotations. Native American culture & history. Shopping. DVDs. Horror conventions. Making movies. Being with my friends. Being crazy. Email. The Internet. Designing websites. Photography. Journalism. Using my talents to help others. Making people laugh. Creating monsters.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to make friends with anyone. I'm a nice man. Wouldn't you like to be friends with me?

Music:

Rob Zombie, Nirvana, NIN, Deftones, Metallica, Gavin DeGraw, Edwin McCain, Clem Labine, The Beatles, AC/DC, Tom Petty, Queen, Dido, Portishead, Massive Attack, This Mortal Coil, Blink 182, Offspring, Mazzy Star, Aerosmith, KMFDM, Pink, Rolling Stones, Johnny Cash(Ring of Fire is awesome). Obviously, just about anything.

Movies:

Haute Tension, Texas Chainsaw Massacre(the original, although the remake was pretty good too), Cabin Fever, Evil Dead, Silent Night, Deadly Night, Friday the 13th(almost all of them), The Thing, Christine, Before Sunrise, Braveheart, Legends of the Fall. More horror. The Funhouse, Angelheart, Jacob's Ladder, The Omen, Amityville Horror 1 & 2, Fright Night, Detour, The Ring, 28 Days Later, 976-Evil, American Werewolf in London, April Fool's Day, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Candyman, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead(original and remake), Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, The Convent, Sleepaway Camp, The Dead Hate the Living, Demoni, Bay of Blood, Mother's Day, Willard, Stage Fright, House of 1000 Corpses, Sorority House Massacre II, Piranha, Pet Sematary, Zombie, The Hills Have Eyes, Last House on the Left, Satan's Little Helper. The list is endless.

Television:

Reality TV is my vice. Survivor. The Amazing Race. Rock Star. American Idol. Big Brother. It's trash but it's entertaining trash. Also good shows like Ed, Freaks & Geeks and Miracles which have all been canceled. Six Feet Under just might be the best show ever. The Sopranos and Deadwood are also awesome.

Books:

Lonesome Dove. It is the greatest novel ever written. Any Stephen King, most Anne Rice, most Dean Koontz.

Heroes:

Anyone with the courage to be themselves no matter what society thinks.