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Carnal Erotic Lascivious Suzy

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About Me



I am a simple soul. No one likes me. I may smell. I think I smell like cadburry eggs. I once tasted a vagina that was definately attached to a cadburry egg. Am I even spelling cadburry right? My ex-boyfriend was very good in the sack. He doesnt have a vagina. I need a replacement guy for sackness. I am sexually starving. I wish I was a real whore. I think I am a music whore. Let us all pray for my salvation. Eat chips made from wheat. Vegan. Parties! Why don’t I ever get invited to these parties? I’m never on the clothesline anymore. I wouldn’t necessarily consider myself a wally, but I’m no ishtar. Whatever the case is, I’d appreciate it.<img src="http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/6470/west5kj.jp g"

My Interests

May West and Golda Meir. Sex, drugs and donkey kong. That painting of Mona Lisa if you turn it upside down. Watches and porn.

I'd like to meet:

I think May West is the sexiest women to ever grace earth so her. Greta Garbo? Golda Meir... I need to get serious, my mom beat me as a child. Did yours? Lets meet.

Music:

Depakotes, Cardboard Sex, Spacefighter, Delphonics

Movies:

7, The Dawn of the Dead, Swordfish, The Ugly, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Terminal and most dark comedies

Television:

Reality is stranger than fiction

Books:

The Calendar of Dreams, To be Nitche

Heroes:

and your mom

My Blog

currently employed and still can't stick to a budget

If I have to enter a code to say hi to you it ain't gonna happen. Same thing goes for following a code of ethics.
Posted by Carnal Erotic Lascivious Suzy on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:07:00 PST

Livin in Englewood

has its ups and downs   Ups Red Robbin Mac Grill Target Less Traffic Cheap Downs White trash Tacky fuckers Lawn knomes    ...
Posted by Carnal Erotic Lascivious Suzy on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:01:00 PST

Windex and gum

Today my fingers smell like vagina. That is because last night I played with a freak and myself. I gladly gave the freak love and she gladly gave me a shower. The shower was not golden, but it did lea...
Posted by Carnal Erotic Lascivious Suzy on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:50:00 PST

Oh you I think you are

Seems entirely adequate....so far as one might tell visually. Is it snug? Hows your muscle control. taste? these questions arise. questios that demand answers. does it like to get worked ri...
Posted by Carnal Erotic Lascivious Suzy on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:06:00 PST

Fucked in my ass and a compu-cessory says I

  Some day I know this will catch up with me until then here is another reason I am fucking excited in my labial region this includes teeth andywho Iam excited to have stitched the wound that cau...
Posted by Carnal Erotic Lascivious Suzy on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:08:00 PST

You are not a real rapper!

I leave town tomorrow to go back home for a short while.  Back home is a whole other country.  Guess which one?  I will be burning some CDs tonight and I will be taking my lava lamp.&nb...
Posted by Carnal Erotic Lascivious Suzy on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:21:00 PST

Buck, buck, TOOTH!

It is like Duck Duck Goose only with buck toothed people.  I think I will buy it.  Oh yeah I need a sack.  Like a quarter.  You know what I mean.  Want to sell me some?? ...
Posted by Carnal Erotic Lascivious Suzy on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:21:00 PST

OMG There is a slut in those bushes!!!

Just make sure you go to this and support local music!!!!  This band is really fantastic and I will be there!! The Visitors June, 10 2006 at CD RELEASE SHOW! @The Walnut Room 3131 Walnut St., Den...
Posted by Carnal Erotic Lascivious Suzy on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:01:00 PST

My cunt is so so

I stared at it in the mirror for a good 30 minutes today.  Every little bit of it is delicious and inviting. I want to show it off!!  Here friends is my cunt!!! Enjoy!   You did'nt thin...
Posted by Carnal Erotic Lascivious Suzy on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:59:00 PST

Peaceful Vegitonium

I am tired of our retarded President.  He makes me want to bite his scrotum until it turns yellowish purple.  I think he is a fucking idiot and I am sad I voted for his dumb ass.  FUCK ...
Posted by Carnal Erotic Lascivious Suzy on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:03:00 PST