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Twatty McClitpubes

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I moved from Ohio to Colorado. I have a man on tuesdays still need something on fridays. I have this big ass that follows me around and I wear offensive T-shirts. I make up war stories and I blog about idiots. I may hide under your bed just for kix. I like SLAYER and sexual encounters with aliens. I do drugs and work for a fortune 500 company. I am bored some one please talk to me :).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Funny people with fucked up hair.

My Blog

I HAVE BEEN WARNED

My space has objectional material. But SUzy can have a naked cunt and tits in her blog? WTF Tom??!?
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 08:45:00 GMT

Doowop

I am moving to another apt. It is like 50 ft away. this will happen in 7 days. I should have the net via wifi but if I don't give me 7 days. I also got fired. I will be job hunting. Is your place hiri...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:56:00 GMT

I am an old fucker

And I bet I become an old maid with no spawn to carry on my legacy. I was reading my friend Shea's blog today about his great joy in becoming a father soon. He is my age and having a baby and I am my ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:10:00 GMT

Sex and more sex

I took this survey from Shellys blogs because I think I can do it better. The survey I mean.   1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would consider having sex with?Hello I have had sex with...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:18:00 GMT

Is it just today

or do people find ways to bug the shit out of me everyday? i get that i am pretty bitchy and moody and a big whore that loves going down on a big cock, but is it neccesary for people to always make le...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:38:00 GMT

I just love idiots

A mexican guy came up to me at work today and pinched my ass. Last week I winked at him as a joke. He is a client not a coworker is that sh? I told him I chop balls off as punishment to those that dis...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:42:00 GMT

About me

Since I am snever on I decided to blog while I was this was stolen from the discharge girl Do you paint your fingernails?Yes What kind of cell phone do you have?Motorola Do you like corn?Candy corn W...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:26:00 GMT

And it came to

30 fucking days in jail and probation.  Fucking lame. Now I am waiting to get picked up and tossed in. I will miss you!
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:24:00 GMT

Slide it in slow and wet

I wrote it like  a lyric. I went to ride my bike yesterday. It was a nice ride. I drove around in my car after. Stopped in at Barnes n Noble. Hated it. Went to Borders instead. Drank pumpkin spic...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:22:00 GMT

OMG I hate this!

I have a man and we had an open realationship until thursday.  We decided to be a unit and not allow other units into ours.  I tell my friend Celeste that. She uis happy for me. On...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:29:00 GMT