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Nel

My Therapist told my to try and network socialize.

About Me

There is not much to tell... im on the constant search on the most creative way to kill myself... I mean to amuse myself, I mean to pleasure myself, I mean oh nevermind. Oh Yeah check out the most super coolest band in the world, my band Hello Operator? on MySpace. Therapy has worked wonders for me I have been Clean and off drugs for a long time now. ohh you got some, uhh How Much?

My Interests

My Interests went out the window with my youth, I don't like anything, I am not very interested in anything anymore except MONEY I AM OBSESSED WITH MONEY. Ha Ha just kidding I am interested in new religion except Scientology Kill all the fuckers. oh yeah and in babies, furries, and craigslist lame-o's. and SHIT CLUB!!!

I'd like to meet:

Hamburgler, The Fry Kids, Some Bitches, A FireTruck, People who want to be in a band with me... and The Wise Old Owl. I wish to meet Ashlee Simpson before she marries that Douchebag, a whole bunch of dead people like Miles Davis and shit. the blabbermouth, The Venus Fly Trap on Little Shop of Horrors, and lets well the inventor of Tabasco sauce. SHIT CLUB!!!

Music:

A bunch of Singer/Songwriters and bands from Denver. You know the whose cool on the cool list. Military Marching Bands. Whatever Spin Magazine says is cool. People who sing and dance while using jazz hands. RADIOHEAD!!! if Bobby Mcfarrin and Micheal Winslow and the Fat Boys started a band that would be some jive shit. SHIT CLUB...

Movies:

I don't watch Movies I make them up in my head. besides who gives a crap about Hollywood. SHIT CLUB

Television:

Best Week Ever. The fat people show, Monkey couch, oh and I love toxic brain surgery in the dark its on FOX I think. The tv is my nightlight it will scratch my feet evey once in a while. SHIT CLUB...

Books:

I am now reading how to clean up after a Meth Lab Explosion. and SHIT CLUB...

Heroes:

Tom and Jerry. and that Monolith thing in 2001 A Space Odyssey. oh yeah and SHIT CLUB...

My Blog

Hooray!!! Im dying

Bleep Bleep I am into my 3rd month being 30 years old. Me no like being old!!!  Who have I become? What have I become?  SHIT!  A person who is too busy making promises to himself, vs. a...
Posted by Nel on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:44:00 PST

Race and the Politics of Tipping

I hate every single person who orders pizza from a certain delivery joint which I will not mention their name but it rhymes with Papa Johns between the hours of 5:30 p.m. and 10:15p.m. on Friday, Satu...
Posted by Nel on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:42:00 PST

(I Know Who Killed Me) Oh God Why!

Who in Fuck let the director and writers of the new Lindsay movie (I know who killed me) get into Lohans drug and alcohol stash?  They might have even got into her mother's medication too. These ...
Posted by Nel on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 10:25:00 PST

Nude Vacation Photos

I am still on vacation, well at least in my mind.  My hair does really bad in 89 percent humidity.  How long does a normal person fell jetlagged?  I am at the end of my first week. Wash...
Posted by Nel on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 10:05:00 PST

5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Boom

I am obviously not all right in the head.  My mind is being turned into mashed potatoes due to excessive alcohol consumption and a schedule that is blaring out for re adjusting. The one thing tha...
Posted by Nel on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:02:00 PST

Major accident waiting to happen....

I am trying my hardest but it seem like every time I put in the slightest effort it all blows up in my face and I have gunpowder on me and torn clothes like in cartoons.  I promise I will pay bet...
Posted by Nel on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:33:00 PST

pee pee and poo poo

Sometimes I feel like a kid who just learned to wipe his ass, it's all very new to him and sometimes he forgets, when he gets it on his hands he is very sorry.  I am still not convinced I am hap...
Posted by Nel on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:45:00 PST

Hello Operator ,will be back with a new name...

Hello, MySpace has deleted your profile because we received a credible complaint of your violation of the MySpace Terms of Services. Prohibited activity includes, but is not limited to: -Any aut...
Posted by Nel on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:25:00 PST

The Bible Sale.

I realized something last night, that my songs as of lately are just utter shit.  I've been off for a while now and I have not accomplished a single thing this summer.  I mean the CD was gre...
Posted by Nel on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:01:00 PST

JUST GOT BACK from Europe Yeah.

Hello Everyone. I just got back from Europe and I am Jet lagged. and just want to sleep. I love being an American but now sometimes I wish I could be an attractive European.  I wish I could see s...
Posted by Nel on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 06:44:00 PST