I'm a gnome.
I have one leg
And a drinking problem.
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My Interests
Changing the world, one gnome at a time.
I'd like to meet:
Another one-legged gay gnome like me.
Television:
Little People, Big World
My Blog
Life is Hard: A Poem by Bernard the Gnome
Life is hard when you're a gnome.I sit on a shelf all day.But I guess it is better than being in the sunWith the bugs and whatnot.Plus I can't handle this California sun.I burn too easily.I guess ther... Posted by Bernard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST