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Bernard

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I'm a gnome.
I have one leg
And a drinking problem.

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My Interests

Changing the world, one gnome at a time.

I'd like to meet:

Another one-legged gay gnome like me.

Television:

Little People, Big World

My Blog

Life is Hard: A Poem by Bernard the Gnome

Life is hard when you're a gnome.I sit on a shelf all day.But I guess it is better than being in the sunWith the bugs and whatnot.Plus I can't handle this California sun.I burn too easily.I guess ther...
Posted by Bernard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST