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Monty

About Me

Yo yo yo I'm Monty the gnome!!! I like to just relax in the gardens and hang with my gnomies.

monty the gnome --
[noun]:

A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult

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My Blog

Take this advice.

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself whi...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 15:04:00 GMT

The Drunken Antagonist

The Drunken Antagonist A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 17:15:00 GMT

I be feeling extra moody today.

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Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 20:52:00 GMT

Jack Black is COMPUTER MAN!

Upload videos at Bolt.
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 18:36:00 GMT

When gnomies control helpless doggies!!!

Mwahahahaha!!! We shall rule the world!!!
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:45:00 GMT

Lawn Gnome Theft

There is a silent threat that exists today in the world that goes largely unnoticed, Gnomes. Lawn gnome theft is a major concern of many gardeners. It is well known that many lawn gnomes are forcibly ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:16:00 GMT