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Bjørn to party

About Me

I'm a Gnome....And I like to party! There's no shot to big, no dare I won't take and no nightlife I won't participate in. Try and Outparty me you won't get too far...one other thing you should know- I'm a lover not a fighter....I'm Equal Opportunity if you know what i mean....

My Blog

Stupid bitches in DJ booths

Don't flail about hurting innocent gnomes already!! I was drunk too but you didn't see me punching people in the head and knocking them over....I hope you puked all over yourself when you got home. &n...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:06:00 GMT

Get My friend A drink already!

My friend the Gecko is freaking thirsty- get that dude a drink. He likes mojitos- but a PBR is always nice....he's trying to quit smoking so don't offer him anything in that regards....   you can...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:38:00 GMT

Some facts about gnomes!

Gnome Facts: Males indulge in pipe-smoking Males think of marriage about age 200 years Gnome women deck themselves out with blossoms or berry-bearing twigs for the celebrations Greetings, far...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:50:00 GMT