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About Me: "I'm an eel," says The Spam Avenger from his reclining chair behind his desk at The Spam Avenger Foundation. The noted futurist, philanthopist, sport-fisherman, and best-selling self-help author is modest about his contributions to the anti-spam campaigns of the early 2000s.
"Like, I get an e-mail with a toll-free phone number. What's it cost? Nothing, to me. Of course I'm going to phone it and tell whoever it is on the other end that I've got a walrus living in my lung. It's a very human thing to do. Some people tell me it's super-human, but I say, 'No, look within yourself and you, too, will find the walrus. It enjoys herring and pocky.'"
Common sense like this has won The Spam Avenger accolades from several world leaders, not the least among them Gabonese president Albert Bernard Bongo who told The Economist, "He's an eel.""
While The Spam Avenger told his secretary to hold all calls during the interview, she interrupts. He excuses himself to take an urgent phone call from an official at the World Bank . A pause."
The Spam Avenger calmly launches into a compelling litany of cuss words delivered in a such a calm and rational fashion that a casual listener might believe he is delivering sound economic advice. No adverbs. No adjectives. No sentence structure. Just obscenity after obscenity without hint of malice. After five minutes with no letting up, he hangs up the phone."
Within the week, the price of oil skyrockets.
