Filling up Karma Buckets and then kicking them over when I'm drunk.
the dream fairy who will make all my dreams come true and can also suck a lemon through a hosepipe.
Artistes with whom I've performed: Dodgy, The Electric Soft Parade, The Icicle Works, The Yellow Moon Band, The Soulwinners, The Museum of Modern Music, The Lightning Seeds, Gene, Sensation in the Mind, Four.
Cyrano de Bergerac, Quadrophenia, Chaplin, Spinal Tap, The Champ,
Cooking and shit. My Name Is Earl. Jeremy Kyle, Wife Swap, anything with chavs.
Stuart Maconie's books, and not just cuz I was a footnote in his first one. Dream Boogie - Sam Cooke's biography. Al Franken - Lies and the Lying Liars that tell them. Brilliant. The End of Faith - Sam Harris, Perfume - Patrick Suskind