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wildamberhoney

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About Me

I'm working on my mission to become the first female guitarist to have the world eating from the palm of my hand. (Not literally, but you know what I mean. Yes, I can hear you all muttering about "delusions of grandeur"!) :-)
It is safe to say that I am a little behind schedule on this, as I planned to get into a band at uni... but I still haven't got round to it despite graduating in 2003. Until I actually get off my backside and pick up my guitar, I'll just have to cope with being a Store Manager.
I am engaged to a lovely guy who, luckily for both of us, is just as much of a lunatic as I am.
I sometimes lurk at my site , when I'm not working or going out and misbehaving.
This arsing slideshow thing seems to have a mind of its own - if it's just a blank box, hitting refresh seems to bring it back to life. :-)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: I've forgotten.
Birthday: February.
Birthplace: Merseyside.
Current Location: On Button Moon, following Mr Spoon.
Eye Color: Brown.
Hair Color: Red.
Height: 5'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous - which is very handy.
Your Heritage: English.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Red and pointy - no, I am NOT in the Wizard of Oz.
Your Weakness: Guitars.
Your Fears: Spiders - aaargh!
Your Perfect Pizza: BBQ, tons of cheese, pineapple, mushrooms. Fantastic.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become the first female guitarist to take over the world. One day when I can be arsed to pick my guitar up again, that is.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Christ on a BIKE!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Amazing - I actually slept! (I've got chronic insomnia.)
Your Best Physical Feature: My big brown eyes.
Your Bedtime: Never ask this of an insomniac.
Your Most Missed Memory: I'm going senile, so just about everything.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke! What a stupid question.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither - worked at Macs during my A-levels. Never again.
Single or Group Dates: Group - highly amusing.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton - Mango!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Hmm.... varies.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino.
Do you Smoke: Yes, need to give up, too lazy to do so as of yet.
Do you Swear: Sometimes, with feeling.
Do you Sing: Yep.
Do you Shower Daily: I prefer baths, but yes.
Have you Been in Love: Yep. Still am.
Do you want to go to College: Been to university, plan to go back to do my PhD one day.
&..39;Do you want to get Married:' Um... well, I'm engaged... better say no more on this one.
Do you belive in yourself: Not as much as I should.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah.
Are you a Health Freak: Nope, definitely not.
Do you get along with your Parents: My mum, yes. My dad died a few years back - relations have greatly improved between us since then.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, as long as they're not too loud.
Do you play an Instrument: Electric guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yep.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, with my fiance.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO THANK YOU.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not that I am aware of. I really must get around to that at some point this lifetime.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, cigs from my fiance. Which he promptly stole back.
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, but only by morons.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope.
Ever Shoplifted: Not deliberately, accidentally nicked a packet of crisps once!
How do you want to Die: Painlessly and quietly.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I doubt that I'll ever grow up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Somewhere in Scandinavia.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blond
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style: Varies!
Number of Drugs I have taken: Mind yer own business, nosey.
Number of CDs I own: 1,026
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos:
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I'll lie and say nothing - I'm a wishful thinker.
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Online petition - Ratify The Convention Against Human Trafficking

My Blog

Internationally reported mayhem that aint gonna happen.

Honestly, how gullible can people get? Does anyone really believe that over 10,000 people will descend upon the Devon coast this weekend for a party after seeing it organised on Facebook?! Nonsense. ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:01:00 GMT

Has to be seen to be believed...

Whaaaat?!? A rather unusual marriage. The honeymoon must have been difficult -  I bet 'hubby' was torn between East and West Germany..."This is my husband. His name is the Berlin Wall and he was ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:23:00 GMT

Now. This really gets on my...

...you know what I mean. Or you will do, once you've read this. Why are many people so neurotic about breastfeeding? It's ridiculous. Breasts are for feeding babies, not for titillation - so why ar...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 19:15:00 GMT

Now I know what Moz was on about.

Now, to anyone brave/patient/daft enough to read this: be warned, it is is a drink-induced rant. A big fat one.Yep - I'm off on one again. With good reason. On which day did God create the vile littl...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 21:09:00 GMT

Enough already!

Don't you love scam email junk? I just got this one... "Dear Sir, I got your contact in my search for an honest, Godly and trustworthy foreign partner to assist me transact a lucrative but confidenti...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:45:00 GMT

LMFAO!!!

James Blunt Sings To Sesame Street, But They Get Revenge!This made me laugh. Personally, I think dear Mr Blunt sounds rather like Rod Stewart on helium, which is not intented as a compliment -  ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:32:00 GMT

...And now for something completely different

It's mini-rant time again.Too much Spice indeed! Now, I realise that I may well be taking this nonsense too seriously, but if the Spice Girls are feminist icons, I'm King Henry VIII. These insipid c...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:12:00 GMT

Newsflash!

According to the Sky News (now there's an oxymoron) website, this is today's top story:''Terrorists could strike anywhere, says PM.''I am anticipating tomorrow's equally daft headline. My money is on...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 23:53:00 GMT

What a line up!!

AARRRGH!! What a line-up... this has to be seen to be believed. Could Exile be the most hideous looking band in the entire history of music? I think this is a lovely song, but the video??! Christ on ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 13:24:00 GMT

Just what you always wanted to know... no, really.

This nonsense from the BBC made me laugh:A little-known law which prohibits people dying while in the Houses of Parliament has been voted the UK's most ludicrous piece of legislation. Another law whi...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 18:49:00 GMT