Yogurt

I love to soak my feet in the warm, gooey sand and then smell my feet afterwards. I also enjoy picking my boogers and eating them or I'll save them for later as dessert. When it is cold outside I like to run in the nude. I love Yogurt ESPECALLY with chocolate covered strawberries. I want every man and every women to bow down and kiss my dirty, hairy hand. I only get excited when I see Michael Jackson giving warm cookies and milk to little boys. I only like people that are virgins because if I make a mistake they will never know! When I am alone I like to do things to myself that I cannot mention. Men are like a bees. They must pollinate every flower in the garden. Yes, I do believe in a thing called love. No, I am not a dairy product.