That Cunt off the Picture the loan Adverts

About Me

I am an infuriatingly naive 'lad', who has a propensity to run up huge debts which I then pay off with massive loans, which I arrange while tossing about with a football while my wife films me for some reason.
I support a team that looks a bit like they might be Crystal Palace, but no-one's really sure.

Other catchphrases include

"Is that rain your end or mine?"
"They'd better not cancel football"

and

"You can actually have an adult conversation"

My Interests

Football and borrowing money.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who won't let my atrocious credit history get in the way of lending me an unfeasibly large amount of money to be repaid over an eternity at an astronomical interest rate - all secured on my house.

I'd also like to meet that foxy geordie chick who's husband is soon to meet an unfortunate end at the hands of their sons skateboard.

I'd not like to meet Bermondsey Dave - Because I owe him a considerable amount of money.

Music:

I only listen to 'Leftbank 2' by the Lance Gambit Trio.

Television:

Just the ads really, especially during 'The Wright Stuff' or 'The Jeremy Kyle Show'.

Books:

Don't really read much - I prefer to deal over the phone. In fact, if there's even so much as a form to fill in, I'll hand it over to the wife - I've got football to watch!

My Blog

A Picture Kinda Christmas

Well, what a Christmas! I thought I'd just drop all my mates a line to let them know what I've been up to. First off My team 'Psuedo-Crystal Palace' are through to the next round of the Ocean Fin...
Posted by That Cunt off the Picture the loan Adverts on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:00:00 PST

Someone's taking the piss....

I've just ran into my mate, Barry Scott, down at the annoying bastards in adverts social club, and he told me that a few people have been taking the piss out of me and my financial predicament.I've ju...
Posted by That Cunt off the Picture the loan Adverts on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:45:00 PST

It's all getting a bit out of hand

So me and the wife were sitting around in our large semi-detactched house, filming each other eating an chinese takeaway and it suddenly struck me - It was time to sort out my finances.When I worked o...
Posted by That Cunt off the Picture the loan Adverts on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:42:00 PST