I'd like to meet:
Tony Meo. Clive Dunn. Lisa Aziz. Joe C**t. You (honestly).
Music:
Walkmen, The Times, Bluetones, Ruts, Radiohead, Primus, XTC, Deftones, God Machine, Frank Black, Max Tiki, Soulwax, Dexys Midnight Runners, Keiran Harford, Davis, U.N.K.L.E., Outkast, Whale, The Moment, The Jam, BAD, The Jetset, Mr Bragg, The Scene, Long Tall Shorty, We Are Scientists, anything touched by the soul of Shaun Ryder, Curtis Mayfield, Dionne Warwick, George Clinton (But not Bill or his scary wife), Mr Bungle (but not Rainbow, although we like George).
Movies:
Anything without Tom Cruise, Colin Farrell, Jim Carey, Mel Gibson, Jennifer Anniston, Jason Statham for fucking starters. We like films about needlework, haberdashery and advanced knitting although they are few and far between.
Television:
Chorton and the Wheelies, Aubrey, Rhubarb & Custard and programmes about pure mathematics or civil unrest (those wonderful programs that show p***ed people getting nicked in the 'town centre' after they have just done their wages/dole money on booze) Anything with benches in, the Simpsons, Curb yer enthusiasm.
Books:
Greg Bear, Grizzly Bear, Laid Bear
Heroes:
The Silver Surfer, Spidey (not the film version), Nick-o-Teen (he was a fucking hero to me).