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The Refrigerator

Keepin' it cool since 1927.

About Me

People think I'm just a handy way to keep meats and vegetables fresh and edible, but in truth, I am the great revolutionizer. I come standard with most domeciles, making the potential for fresh food a reality for everyone, regardless of socio-economic status.

Come--put your foodstuffs in me and see just how cool I am.

My Interests

Frost-free technology
Magnets
Homework and report cards
Extended warranties
Freezing
Baking soda
Anti-bacterial soap
Housewives and househusbands
Other kitchen appliances: ovens, dishwashers, stand-alone freezers

I'd like to meet:

Wholesome grains, fruits, vegetables, meats, dairy products, beverages, frozen foods, lonely ice cube trays, popsicles, Tupperware, leftovers, mold, Clorox handi-wipes, Mr. Clean.

Music:

"Ice ice, baby"
"Keep cool, fool"
"Food, glorious food"
"Too darn hot"

Heroes:

William Cullen
Oliver Evans
William "Refrigerator" Perry
Clarence Birdseye

My Blog

Beat the meat blues

Don't risk sickening your family or friends with food-bourne illness. Always use my cool temperatures to thaw your meat....
Posted by The Refrigerator on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:07:00 PST