I've been through a lot in my short life. I was born in my Mommy's backyard. My real mother abandoned me when I was still a baby. If it wasn't for Mommy, I probably would have died out there. One very rainy day, Mommy had her back door open and I snuck in. She put me back outside to leave me with my mother, but I kept sneaking in. I was starving to death! I guess she figured I was hungry so she fed me. That's when I met him. A hunky tabby named Minino. I was just a little kitten then, but I knew we would spend the rest of our lives together. I've been living with Mommy and Minino ever since. I've been in a couple of scrapes here and there. I was pregnant from some jerk I met in the backyard. We were just two ships passing in the night. Then there was the AIDS scare. Minino still loves me though. I lead a much more stable life now. I like to sit on Mommy's computer, but only when she's using it. And I like pens and rubber bands. I recently starred in one of Mommy's little videos. It's called Gingerbread Ninja vs. The Beast. The Beast was played by yours truly. It was a lot of fun. I just might pursue an acting career!
To view my Oscar-winning performance in Gingerbread Ninja vs. The Beast,
