Johannes Vermeer

My name is Johannes Vermeer.I ran a tavern, sold rugs,and fathered 11 children. I also scratched pig bristle and sable hair against canvases, in the manner of which used to be known as "Art." The painting today which i can sometimes view from my perch in the telescopic heavens is atrocious blather , self conscious vomit grease spewed on uglier posts. Ahem (clears throat) Here is my chance to remind you of painting in the days when it was still ART. MyGen Profile Generator