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The Twots

knickers, booze and rock and roll

About Me


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Boozy Suzy has returned to the UK. Next chance to see The Twots will be at Bobfest, April 4-9, Bath, UK.
THE DICKS, THEE MERRY WIDOWS, TEENAGE HARLETS, THE TWOTS
The Eagle Tavern

The Twots were a new(ish) '77 style punk rock band from Oakland that I had been wanting to see for a while but for one reason or another hadn't until now. British expatriate vocalist "Boozy Suzy," who, as the busty "Knockers," is also a member of SF's queer-punk Clown Porn troupe The Drunk Clownz (who, incidentally, booked/promoted this event), lead her bandmates into "Damaged Goods," "Fuckstruck," "Illegal Alien," "Walk Of Shame," and "Oakland Boys" wearing full make-up with her Adam Ant inspired "Oh-way-oh" harmonies and tongue-in-cheek ruttish stage persona adding just the right levity to guitarist Sebastian's jarring chords and drummer "An!m@l"'s frantic beats. As a warm-up for their song "Nicotine" she asked those of us pogoing upfront "Have any of you got a spare cigarette?" Inciting fellow Clownz "Oopsie" and "Gropee" to pelt her with several while giggling "Smoke those ya 'Twot!'" To which she quipped "It's a good thing I said "cigarette" like a proper Yank instead of "fag" or YOU TWO STUPID POOFS would have thrown YOURSELVES." Not bad.
PUNK GLOBE
by Dave Negative

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Member Since: 4/4/2005
Band Website: thetwots.com
Band Members: SEBASTIAN
SEBASTIAN, ON RYTHYM GUITAR, HAS BEEN IN BANDS SINCE HE WAS 16, INCLUDING AYM AND THE AVERSIONS. HE FIRST SANG IN A SHITTY HIGH SCHOOL BAND IN 1990, BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT THE TIMING SO HE DECIDED TO PICKUP GUITAR TO KEEP THE TEMPO WHILE SINGING. OVER TEN YEARS LATER, HE STILL CAN'T PLAY OR SING VERY WELL BUT HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK. SEBASTIEN PREFERS TO DRINK PABST AND GUINNESS.

BOOZY SUZY
BOOZY IS A BRITISH IMPORT. AND A DRUNK CLOWN. THIS IS HER FIRST PUNK BAND, ALTHOUGH SHE HAS BEEN IN MANY OUTRAGEOUS MUSICAL PROJECTS, INCLUDING BEING A RAPPER IN THE EARLY 80'S. WHEN SEBASTIAN FIRST MET SUZY, HE WAS ORIGINALLY THINKING OF AUDITIONING HER FOR THE NEW SINGER OF THE AVERSIONS, HOWEVER, AFTER THEY MET THEY DECIDED TO START A NEW BAND. ORIGINALLY THE LINE UP WAS SUZY, SEBASTIAN, RICH (OF THE EDDIE HASKELLS) ON BASS, AND JOSH (FROM FRACAS) ON DRUMS. AFTER A CRAZY ASS TOUR WITH THE HASKELLS, SUZY AND SEBASTIAN STARTED TO SEARCH FOR NEW MEMBERS.

RAWB NOXIOUS
RAWB IS A KILLER BASS PLAYER WHO'S BEEN IN THE BANDS PRE-NOWHERE FAST, VINNE THE PUKE, THE LIVID, DICK, BOB AND THE NOB, AND SCURVY BASTARDS. WHEN SUZY MET HIM HE'D JUST COME BACK FROM NEW YORK AND WAS STANDING IN FOR THE CLIFTONS' AT CBGB'S. HE ALSO PLAYS FOR CIVIL DYSENTERY. A LONG AND TOUGH SEARCH BEGAN FOR A DRUMMER, AND OH BOY, DID THEY FIND HIM!

MARKLEY
PUNK ROCK, BEER, BLOWING SHIT UP!, HARLEYS, DRUMS, CRAFTS, SEWING, CHEESEY RECORDS, MY DOG, BEER, COOKING WITH BEER, GRAPHICS, TOURING, PORN!, SPORTS, BEER

The Twots & The Scrid Hunters

The Twots: Straight Jacket

Influences: '77 PUNK
Type of Label: None