Things I love to do:chewin' cheese chunks,drowning my gullet in wine,inhaling virtually anything,being in bed,public regurgitation,making faces at diners through restaurant windows, riding my bicycle,pretending to practice my literacy,actively seeking out insightful scribbles on lavatory walls,slicing bread,belching,fondling fruits and vegetables in the market-place,inviting Mormons in for tea,eating chow mein,pizza and sushi in a burrito,collecting religious icons and making babies cry.
Dream Dazzler:The Father of All Unicorns!
Does it ROCK?!?Am I gonna shake my ass and get all sweaty and breathless?Will it soothe me?Does it make me wanna weep in my wine and sniffle as I choke down a few dolls and puff a smoke in bed?If the answer is "yes",to any of these questions,then I probably like it or have an urgent desire to hear it now!
CARRIE,WATERSHIP DOWN,THE OUTSIDERS,SHOWGIRLS,MEAN GIRLS,DEAD ALIVE,XANADU...anything from John Waters,Russ Meyer,David Cronenberg,John Hughes,Dario Artgento,Alfred Hitchcock or in other words..."coming-of-age" flicks,"making it BIG" films,"killing inane characters in fanciful ways for no particular reason other than they deserve to die" cinema and virtually anything combining those aforementioned genres...watching "talkies" filmed in glorious black and white are a great way to spend time...ALL ABOUT EVE,CASABLANCA,SUNSET BOULEVARD,QUEEN CHRISTINA,THE BAD SEED...I could go on and on...
British comedy just slays me...ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS,LITTLE BRITAIN...I find the majority of '70's family sit-coms with a single mother quite entertaining...ALICE,GOOD TIMES,ONE DAY AT A TIME...cartoons appeal to my infantile sense of humour as well....BUGS BUNNY,TOM AND JERRY...I suckled at the breast of television through-out my childhood and her milk gave me sustenance enough to become the charming and barely upright citizen you see before you.
I've been reading all kinds of stimulating trash...Poppy Z.Brite,Greg Herren and Sidney Sheldon.
Dermatologists,distillers,chemists and who ever put that cocktail in front of me...