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joel

on the euroway

About Me

i clearly have too much time on my hands. i've been warned not to get into this myspace shit. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

playing, listening to and dancing, hard, to music. conspiracy theories. tantra. voodoo. piracy of the high seas. preparing my soul for armageddon.

I'd like to meet:

you.

Music:

happy hardcore, christian metal, italo disco, hi nrg, praga khan, prodigy, bobby O, clor, haunted house, klaxons, gay against you, girls aloud, justice, benny benassi, the clash, wrong music, pogues, rebel music, jum "banjo" dick, dancehall, emo

Movies:

61 (the soap opera)

Television:

american tv is rammed with weightloss products... anything but consuming less...

Books:

michel houllebecq, jaques derrida, paul virilio, frederic beigbeder, bret easton ellis, chomsky, dostoevsky, tolstoy, tolson, irvine welsh, chuck palahniuk, camus, sartre, mr men

Heroes:

no.

My Blog

HAIKUS

    the sea is very beautiful as long as you don't look at your feet   i went looking for shells but all i found were cigarette butts   i carry a 700 degree C fire in my hand and a...
Posted by joel on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 07:12:00 PST

BEES

beginning on the east coast in fall 2006, a new problem hit the beekepers of america.  infections and parasites in bees generally cause them to die in or around the hive, however, in 2006 bees si...
Posted by joel on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:02:00 PST

nether regions

das nederlands, low lying lands with calm vibrations, we are at the back of the blue bus travelling our europop around. thanks to everyone who asked by the way, i am well over my post thailand ill th...
Posted by joel on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:37:00 PST

DREAM

i'm walking down a street with boarded up plywood windows and bricked up doors. the sunlight floods in sideways from the west end of town, illuminating dancing insects in the dusk air like a slow stro...
Posted by joel on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

AIDS WARD

apologies. not for neglecting myspace but to anyone i vomited on or infected. when i got back from thailand i started puking (as soon as i set foot on british soil, interestingly). this lasted for ten...
Posted by joel on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 04:19:00 PST

huey lewis and the news

outside are clouds of flak from machine guns and fireworks. we are in the studio. lots of time between takes and tampering, so i got me a myspace. and of course a macrobiotic diet, daily excercise ...
Posted by joel on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:19:00 PST