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About Me

Check the pics section for the visions & artworks, many of which are under rubble, burnt or lost or in various idiotic storage, but available to YOU should you wanna invest in them in this age of engineered financial uncertainty by design. It might bounce back like the 80's! Check www.kfa-gallery.com . I'm the shortest legal giant yule ever know. Big feet (uk size 14-15),seeking Doc Martens sponsership. On the ball in a disorganised organised kinda way. Seeks like minded souls to have a go with. Work with rock stars. I fronted a one off supergroup consisting of folk from Franz Ferdinand & Shitdisco. I sing for the CHORUS OF GASTORNIS. Check these noisings & more at www.myspace.com/chorusofgastornis I was also the youngest artist in the very first ever Frieze art fair,kindly shown by Glasgow's TRANSMISSION gallery. I was told & like to fantasize that I booted Tracy Emin out of the 'E' section in the 2003-4 Frieze art fair yearbook. Now I'm unemployable, worked in a meat factory doing them fray bentos pies & boggin meat paste, with the melting blood dripping on me for 2 weeks, then I was a binman & did Keith Richards bins & had a look for placenta's , embryo's etc. and evidence of blood drinking...but, bless him Keith's clean! Yesterday I lost my job as a pot washer & was sacked by 6 stone Toby.I want to talk. I'm asked to leave.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Baby-raping shape shifting lizard leaders of this sphere, aliens,God,throw rocks at the devil,take over from him to save the world. David Icke. The bridgeton derry without their knives. Sasha Grey. Everyone with similar (see below),drunks & dopes who try to hold it together and avoid the motorways. Art collectors,gallerists,artists,musicians I could work with. I'm very slowly working on a project called BUH! the illustrated nightmares and confusions magazine...please send me your nightmares,so we can draw them. This magazine could have a launch in CHICAGO in the future,when it happens. Please post nightmares here,or to [email protected] &/or [email protected]'ll be,like,interesting illustration work,the other artists aren't bothered, so help... TELL US YOUR NIGHTMARES. WE'RE THE PSYCHIC BARROMETER!

My Blog

I will ask for blood to lessen the loss

So me & my friend the enemy go to the mauerpark and this time, ah say, THIS TIME get little old family photos of comedy excuisite COLOUR versions...well it's in colour now. Lots of babies & old ladies...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Oct 2008 18:24:00 GMT

They keep deleting my works...it"s not violent, offensive or pornographic...really

I'm sick of this. Myspace keep deleting my photos of my artwork. I mean, this drawing they took off, "the fun behind the screaming's back", was based on the background of the scream. There were two ma...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:17:00 GMT

Factory, binmen, agency, lies, seizures...get out,get out....

...but there ain't no chopper fast enough.Today I saw a man hit by a car, someone having a seizure in Bognor high street (probable heart attack, they kept telling her she was doing well...).I've been ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 12:18:00 GMT

Words of wisdom from an edge of a ledge

Due to the disasterous transition in medication, no, we can’t stay there. Not there, either. No problem now,but we’ve got to drag all the accumulated faeces of all previous mistakes & be c...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 07:27:00 GMT

through the mince

It's all falling apart and away in the normal way. Saw the signs but was too low on time to design a new kind of door. And still they ask for more. Through some mince, through the photographs and sinc...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:02:00 GMT

SIGH AID & a twist

ssssssssSo. I've been fannying around getting lots of stuff together. Losing it again. Lost my usb cable. Next Berlin in august will host SIGH AID a solo show by default for me,originally meant to be...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 06:15:00 GMT

What you do, is...see. Gallery trauma Rock n Roll

Good times,faithfuls... ...Well,if I can't do the work with/from Chris' drawing of the scene I was nearly murdered in because I can't get photo's of the sectarian stabbers,or them as children so I can...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:35:00 GMT

Post bigot gang attack artistry 2

Where was I? This stuff's nonsensical,confused & slower then faster. Anyway,yeah. The orange order and police are at pains to be as slow as possible in catching the obvious knifers who made me loo...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 06:42:00 GMT

Post-Sectarian attack artistry

Hello. I'm technically homeless since having to since having to move,since having to throw out the 'bridgeton derry' from my close,thus avoiding the murder and/or possibly very serious hacking of myse...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 20:49:00 GMT