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it's my job to keep myspace elite

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I don't add anyone I don't know. Sorry to disappoint - although I may be savingyou from many things, including extreme boredom by having done so. But I'm partial to perverts and annoying bandswho don't deserve an iota of my attention. So keep those friends requests coming.

I hate these things, because I feel compelled to update them all the time, as if reading 4 paragraphsof something I type will enable you to feel like you've known me for over 20 years and not just 20 minutes. D'you know, Ihave incredibly big feet for a girl? It's so difficult trying to find shoes in my size and when I do, they look likecardboard boxes. And it's not like I have a large cock to justify my big feet either, y'know? I feel cheated.

So here I am again, trying to write about how fantastic I am without coming across cocky and arrogant and actinglike some girl who thinks she's so great. Even though I am great. I really am. I hail from London and it's not that bad, nobody I know has been mugged yet,although once I had money stolen from me by this guy at school but it's ok, he's dead now. Is it ok to say that? I'm sure it is, right? I am currently the life and soul of the (non) party that is Portsmouth. In my spare time I make noise in a band called Nadine And The Pentapeptides. We don't actually do anything. I have a big heart of stone and most of its space is reserved for 4 guys from Glasgow. They make my cock hard. I think my uncle is reading this because he says he Googles his family. Should I make my profile private? I don't want my relatives knowing what a foul mouthed girl I am. Or maybe I do. LOLZ, REBEL!11!!111!Did I tellyou I'm a terrible dancer? When I'm on the dancefloor, I don't know if it's in awe or inpity as people watch me dance. Apparently I'm a socialbutterfly who knowseveryone and it's such a complicated life being so popular. I don't know how to deal with it all. Sometimes I'mafraid to turn off my phone, because I have such a wide fanbase, especially in Romford and I don't even live there.Pity for them, eh? It doesn't help that I'm the closest they've come to multiculture (or any culture, for that matter), it's a dirty job but someone'sgotta fill that PC equal opportunities friend quota. How else are they gonna get away with being racist but claiming they aren't because their best friend (i.e me) is black?

I've well and truly run out of things to say, I'm quite tired of updating my profile and to be honest, you don't have to know me to like me. I can tell you now that I'm one of the best people you'll probably never meet. Truth. This profile was edited by me. Don't let anyone tell you anything different. Especially that Myspace Tom. What a cock.

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the internet: serious business

This is just a plea to Becca/Becky/Becs (I'm sorry, I know three Rebecca's and I know they all hate to be called different things, I just can't remember which one hates which), NeenaBeena and Sarah to...
Posted by it's my job to keep myspace elite on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:13:00 PST

Dear Paris Hilton

Now, I'm not a big fan of yours, but I don't think you're a big fan of me either (even though you should be). So the feeling's quite mutual, hmmm? I hear you're a UK shoe size 9. Which means you ...
Posted by it's my job to keep myspace elite on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:01:00 PST

"Do you know her?" pt 2

The phone rang last night. "Hello?"There was no answer so I hung up. It rang again a second later. "Hello?""Er...Araba, who's in the house?" It was my uncle. I knew instantly that he'd been the silent...
Posted by it's my job to keep myspace elite on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:51:00 PST

"Do you know her?"

So, my uncle and I are sitting at the table, he is tearing at a sandwich like a pack of wolves while swigging from a bottle of beer, he's reading The Sun, I'm sitting there with work or a magazine. Th...
Posted by it's my job to keep myspace elite on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 06:13:00 PST

I'm not a violent person, but I'd definitely shoot him

There is a prick, yes, an actual idiotic prick who lives a few doors away from me. I think he's my age, he looks it.  Everyday for hours on end, he drives what sounds like a motorbike, but it rea...
Posted by it's my job to keep myspace elite on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 08:10:00 PST

The Strokes @ Natural History Museum

First things first: Yes, I did end up going to my mum's graduation, it was a bore, it was very rushed, but now my mother is a happy graduate with a BSc in something medical. Now, moving on.....
Posted by it's my job to keep myspace elite on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:12:00 PST

Dear Children of Africa

Me and my friend Jonathan were talking about being in primary school and having to bring in tins of food from home and write and draw pictures to the children of Africa because the...
Posted by it's my job to keep myspace elite on Mon, 08 May 2006 12:13:00 PST

["hilarious" blonde joke]

I'm not really a fan of blonde jokes but this is a pretty good blonde joke here. Don't worry, it's work safe!...
Posted by it's my job to keep myspace elite on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:29:00 PST