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About Me

Latest asshole news flash-i started playing flat track roller derby on my local league- the INLAND EMPIRE DERBY DIVAS. i am also captain of my team, THE TRAILER PARK TORNANDOS. thats right, my personality, on eight wheels. watch out. however, this also involves me getting into serious fighting form. want to help? let me know. i will trade embalming stories, general filthy knowledge and/or insults for your motivational ass kicking.want to skate with a bunch of amazing grrrls? let me know.
i suffer from a serious disease....eternal adolescence. i suggest you catch it.
Not long ago, my only friends on goonspace were the profiles that werent people. someone fucked it up .it was a feat only worthy of a 13 year old latchkey kid. and i am so not 13.(see above statement of my disease)
what about me? sullen,sarcastic, snarky recluse with deadpan sense of humor and nice teeth. most significantly, i am a total asshole.i have a slight allergy to people with feelings. life long instigator of fun, troublemaker ( dont get too drunk around me....you are most likely going to get messed up), and generalized pain in the ass.wait. change that to individual. you can die if you say i don't look like one. i look like myself.i have listened to metal my whole life ( and wont turn down most punk or hardcore), but really dont have a subcription to the aesthetics of any sub culture. i also look at things far differently than most people. might be a bad thing. i am like no other person you will ever come across.trust me.
anyhow, interested in outrageous things. no you can't see all my tattoos. yes' my eyes are real.yes' i realize i am a series of incongruous ironies. so what? it gives me character.surrounded by a hell load of people i have to be responsible about.no soul, i have been told.whatever.thats the ridiculous treatment we pessimists recieve these days.
upstanding member of the community until someone opens my closet.i live in the middle of nowhere for the quiet at night.we go out a lot. to places like metal shows punk shows, strip shows ......m/, bars, fetish clubs, and other shit. yeah. i am out a lot. if you meet me when i am drunk, remember i am the same sober.... i like to gaze through people and expose their bullshit. just a hobby. .
i also love, in no particular order; shoes, mangled wreckage of people, art, salad, mistakes, unusual beauty and surgery. i think too much. most of it, i dont think anyone wants to hear.Create or get your
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My Interests

uhhhh....interesting things. oh, and living outside of my comfort zone. ?.. this could be important......pay attention......wait, it could be really important.......... this could be important......pay attention......wait, it could be really important.........but is it?..........you decide.....do you care what you are reading??......payattention!!is this important??........i dont eat pork........be a free thinker.......... this could be important......pay attention......wait, it could be really important.........but is it?..........you decide.....do you care what you are reading??......payattention!!is this important??........i dont eat pork........be a free thinker.......... this could be important......pay attention......wait, it could be really important.........but is it?..........you decide.....do you care what you are reading??......payattention!!is this important??........i dont eat pork........be a free thinker.......... this could be important......pay attention......wait, it could be really important.........but is it?..........you decide.....do you care what you are reading??......payattention!!is this important??........i dont eat pork........be a free thinker.......... this could be important......pay attention......wait, it could be really important.........but is it?make an informed decision every day..........you decide.....do you care what you are reading??......payattention!!is this important??........i dont eat pork........be a free thinker.......... this could be important......pay attention......wait, it could be really important.........but is it?make an informed decision every day..........you decide.....do you care what you are reading??......payattention!!is this important??........i dont eat pork........be a free thinker.......... this could be important......pay attention......wait, it could be really important.........but is it?make an informed decision every day..........you decide.....do you care what you are reading??......payattention!!is this important??........i dont eat pork........be a free thinker.......... this could be important......pay attention......wait, it could be really important.........but is it?make an informed decision every day..........you decide.....do you care what you are reading??......payattention!!is this important??........i dont eat pork........be a free thinker.......... this could be important......pay attention......wait, it could be really important.........but is it?make an informed decision every day..........you decide.....do you care what you are reading??......payattention!!is this important??........i dont eat pork........be a free thinker..........

I'd like to meet:

‡the person i would have been had i listened to my parents, so i could laugh at her.

‡trichophiliacs.altocalciphiliacs.just maybe.

‡hunters.gatherers.

‡collectors of odd obsessions.

‡those with outrageous hardly believable addictions.

‡if you met me recently,and want to add me...just remember- you may end up not liking me very much. but hell, some people are into pain.

‡however, if you think you can stand holding a conversation with me , dont mind the high probability of being insulted, offended laughing your ass off and/or getting into some type of trouble, have some of my interests, go out to shows and bars too much, or are someone from boston wondering what rock i dove under years ago...go ahead and send me message. it might be entertaining.no guarantees though.

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Music:

mostly metal.punk that reminds of being fifteen and lighting shit on fire. classical.any type of musical chaos. anthrax,exodus, emperor,black flag,EXE, ritual sacrifice,anonymous, pantera,crass, sick of it all, hate eternal,GWAR,deicide, annihilator,exciter, morbid angel,death,sabbath, goatwhore,overkill, possessed,shadows fall,runaways,M.O.D., emperor,black flag,sick of it all, opeth, destruction,testament, i could go on and on but i won't. to represent myself more accurately, i will say i am into some industrial, a healthy amout of alt rock like janes addiction, the cult, whatever the music of my youth- RFTC, sugar, adolescents,opi ivy, circle jerks, black flag, minutemen, murphys law, fifteen, exploited.....i am open to anything that is aurally complicated.

Movies:

dont care about most. reality is quite fascinating at times. and if i want to be taken aback by great acting, i will just walk outside my door and talk to any one that breathes. they usually give an outstanding performance.

Television:

no way.
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Books:

ones with pages.especially anatomical drawings.war, biographies, national geographic,anything medical, books that equal literary porn for wordophiles. i read things on the internet a lot, but i would most likely not divulge what that consists of to just anyone.

Heroes:

socially unacceptable awkward freaks. individuals. loners. heinous people in general.

My Blog

sexy sexiness

My day is all crazy, but i got this random thing in my head.i was at the grocery store this morning, and i spotted the cosmo cover, with some headline that read"75 sex secrets that will blow his mind!...
Posted by the ELL, a.k.a. Fishnet Funeral on Mon, 07 May 2007 01:59:00 PST

Check out this event: GET TWISTED WITH THE DIVAS!!

you cannot beat this.....cheap booze...hot broads and a bitching bar that will soon become your favorite stop in riverside....CHECK IT OUT!!! COME PLAY TWISTER WITH ROLLER DERBY GIRLS, GET YOUR DRINK ...
Posted by the ELL, a.k.a. Fishnet Funeral on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:12:00 PST

out of hiding.

i woke up this morning, did that whole morning slave thing i am forced to do every day, and then came back home. and sat there. and realized something. things have changed. drastically. while i have b...
Posted by the ELL, a.k.a. Fishnet Funeral on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:35:00 PST

insomnia!!!

i am awake. it is 3 fucking am and i am awake. and i have now realized i hate even more than the 82% percent of the earths population i have loathed my entire life. i have been clicking through my spa...
Posted by the ELL, a.k.a. Fishnet Funeral on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:27:00 PST

roller derby........

well. i stated before that i was going to start roller derby, and i did . two months later, and i have kept up with it. i passed my skills test, skate six days a week, met a new group of g...
Posted by the ELL, a.k.a. Fishnet Funeral on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:20:00 PST

i am back.

well.i havent done this in a while. and seeeing how many messages i got asking about why the blog hasnt been updated, and shit, i guess i should do it. i will outline the major activities of my month ...
Posted by the ELL, a.k.a. Fishnet Funeral on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:04:00 PST

this will trip you out just stare

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Posted by the ELL, a.k.a. Fishnet Funeral on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:24:00 PST

i look better in real life.

i just figured that out. i met someone this morning who had seen this account, and she had no idea that i was the same girl. any photographers reading this? good ones?i should write up my roller derby...
Posted by the ELL, a.k.a. Fishnet Funeral on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:56:00 PST

weed out the weak

just a little thought vomit here......i dont like and/ or trust people who do one or both of two things.*say too many positive things about themselves. esp. on th...
Posted by the ELL, a.k.a. Fishnet Funeral on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:15:00 PST

does any one have any used breast implants for sale?

thought i would ask, as i think they would fabulous on my mantle in a jar. i just watched another surgery and it was awesome. but i want some used implants with all of the cappilari...
Posted by the ELL, a.k.a. Fishnet Funeral on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:30:00 PST