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Meth Oozalaa

I am here for Friends

About Me

Nothing to see here, move along.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Aliens from another world so I can find a way to despise them too.

My Blog

IDIOCRACY RISING

 (Note: This incident actually happened last week. For those who were there, no this isn't Groundhog Week, and you're hitting the replay button. I'm just slow to post stuff.)Last night at I got dragge...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:59:00 GMT

PIMPS GONE WILD

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Posted by on Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:35:00 GMT

MORE THOUGHTS ON AMWAY:

.................... Or, Does This Cheap Crap Wash Away the Stain of Failure?.... .. .. If I were to go merely on the experiences that I have had at the hands of unscrupulous Amway distribu...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Sep 2009 21:08:00 GMT

DOES THIS JOB COME WITH ENOUGH RAPE?

.................... Since reaching the age of reason (sometime in the last year), Ive held the notion that any man can have any woman he wants  so long as he has a Tazer, duct tape and a p...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:15:00 GMT

POP GOES THE KING: Parts I & II.

.................... First off, these are not timely because I couldn't post them. My computer sucks, and I was working several contract jobs. I just finished up my work and thought I would post the...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Jul 2009 20:16:00 GMT

IS EIGHTEEN ENOUGH?

The main premise behind the somewhat maligned and very repressed and almost completely shelved Mike Judge film Idiocracy, was that stupid people will out-breed intelligent people by a large enough mar...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 22:27:00 GMT

I.E.SKINNED

Its 4/20. Do you know where your daughter is?Yeppers, I do. Shes at the county quack shack inducing the birth of her pure white baby child, so she can have it on this special day for the white race...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:05:00 GMT

KAPTAIN KOMFORT KITTY

How is it possible for one little cat to have caused so much trouble? I had just moved in with a woman Id been seeing steadily for a few months. We had met online, not through a dating service thoug...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:07:00 GMT

BATTLESTAR GALACTACUHH

It was late 2003, and I just smoked my yearly bowl of weed. For some strange reason, since turning 28, pot has had a tumultuous co-mingling with my chakras/mo-jo/ju-ju/hypothalamus, so about once a ye...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 23:22:00 GMT

Snuff-Film Salad-Days

My guess is that many of us went through a snuff-film phase at some point in our youth. It seems part and parcel to my generations perceived notion of itself as edgier than the previous generation ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 06:52:00 GMT