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ASBO Derek

Beware of the Soft Fruit

About Me

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ASBO Derek are a garage cabaret combo who have been making quite a name for themselves in their own heads ...ASBO Derek play roughly-honed rock and roll, with kazoo where necessary. Once described as 'The Rezillos fronted by Jimmy Tarbuck', the band grab attention, like it or not, with their comical rants ...WHAT THE CRITICS SAY:“infectious imperfection” - Gene Futon ...AND“reminds me of the Vaselines. That's a good thing” - Midget Bardot...AND“can't believe I actually thought the James song was sincere” - Science Ninja TeamI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4PICK YOUR OWN PLUMS HERE

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Member Since: 11/4/2006
Band Website: asboderek.com
Band Members: Brian drums; Darcy strums; Jem hums; Kerry thumbs and hums.More on Brian: rude to snareMore on Darcy: lick my fretsMore on Jem: taking the micMore on Kerry: phat parts
Influences: Strong drink.
Sounds Like:

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Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Phil Collins & ASBO Derek

Phil Collins has announced that he is retiring from music.Having completed a reunion tour with Genesis, the multi-instrumentalist has said in a newspaper interview that he has no plans to tour or make...
Posted by ASBO Derek on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:59:00 PST

WHAT NEXT FOR DEREK?

Press Release: ASBO Derek are pleased to announce their plans for the first half of 2008. The LP is being recorded in March.  After dabbling with sophisticated studio techniques for sev...
Posted by ASBO Derek on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:09:00 PST

REVIEW OF THE YEAR

  This isn't just a review of 2007: this is a thoroughly indulgent ASBO Derek Review of 2007.  Firstly, thanks to anyone who came to any of our shows during the year.  There were quite...
Posted by ASBO Derek on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 12:30:00 PST

ASBO Derek Save Meat Loafs Bacon

  News Just In (www.nme.com) Meat Loaf abandons gig due to 'stress' --> --> Singer cuts short Newcastle show Meat Loaf abandoned a show last night (October 31) due to "stress".The singer was play...
Posted by ASBO Derek on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 06:36:00 PST

PICS FROM BRIGHTON LIVE GIG

We are pleased to draw the attention of our bulging fanbase to the presence online of some terribly fetching photographs of ASBO Derek, taken by someone who appears to be a photographer. http://www.to...
Posted by ASBO Derek on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:58:00 PST

MARKET GARDENING SCUM

Friends.  It is again that time of year to be extra-vigilant for those peddlers and pushers who masquerade under the respectable title of Market Gardener.  They want you and yours in their s...
Posted by ASBO Derek on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:34:00 PST

CAMP

We are SO pleased to be doing Glastonwick 2007. A proper festival and all that. Running from Fri 15 - Sun 17 June.  In the Sussex countryside.We'll be part of the Saturday afternoon line-up. Camp...
Posted by ASBO Derek on Fri, 04 May 2007 02:05:00 PST

ASBO DEREK ON AIR!

NOW HEAR THIS! Darce & Jem from ASBO Derek are half of a broadcasting Dream Team who are now presenting a show on Radio Reverb. The show is called "Desert Island Slipped Disc" and will air every o...
Posted by ASBO Derek on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 02:48:00 PST

NME Awards

Muse lead the winners at NME Awards It may have been a night of success for the youngsters but it was established act Muse who came out on top at the NME Awards. The band, which have been on the mus...
Posted by ASBO Derek on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:38:00 PST

FESTIVAL TIME

SO, HERE IS ONE OF OUR BIG THINGS FOR THE SUMMER AND ONE THAT WE HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY WITH US. ASBO DEREK AT GLASTONWICK FESTIVAL. GO CAMPING AT A BEER FESTIVAL. GET PISSED. WAKE UP ON SATURDAY MORNING I...
Posted by ASBO Derek on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 03:53:00 PST