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About Me

I like to think of myself as a simple person. Well, I have simple tastes. I like all-you-can-eat buffets, RV roadtrips, and sitting around on my ass watching TV. Now that doesn't sound all that complex does it? By day, I am a layabout TV junkie who sleeps late and procrastinates. By night, I host a radio show on Sirius Satellite Radio, where I correct grammar, botch difficult names and give away free crap. What else is there to say? It's a fine line between a descriptive paragraph and an obituary. Just listen to my radio show, weeknights from 6-10pm ET (3-7pm PT) and watch my video podcast "The So Real Life" on iTunes (www.thesoreallife.com). Season two of The So Real Life is available now on iTunes!

My Interests

My only interest is in myself

I'd like to meet:

If I meet one more person, I'll die!

The Gays Of Our Lives
I have a zillion friends (but here's 40 of them)

Romaine(x2)

Danglin' Dan

The Cupcake

Leslie The Intern

Crisco

Bobby Intern 2

Bobby Intern 1

Benjy

Whatever Bitches!

Martha Martha Martha!

Chad Brad

(un)Happy Madison

"Oh Frank!"

Mayflower Mayhem

Caged Heat

The So Real Me

Roommate

Sean

The Niffer

ADD Jeff

Sporty Spice

Dental Dan

Hedda Lettuce

Rice-O-Roni

Mrs. Garrett

Miss Lady DJ

John John

The Bone

(Not So) Private Dancer

Voted Best Gay Hair

Side O' Beef

Duncan Hines

Mitchell

Reggie Jackson

Ryan

Another Ryan

Even More Ryan

Officer Hottie

DJ Ben Harvey

Chipster

The Rest Of The Best
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Music:

I don't know anything about music.

Movies:

Postcards From The Edge, Rear Window, Defending Your Life, All About Eve, The Lady Eve, Moonstruck, Death Becomes Her, Waiting For Guffman, Sullivan's Travels, Midnight, 9 to 5, Destry Rides Again, Broadcast News, Sunset Boulevard, Vertigo, North By Northwest, Casablanca, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, National Velvet, HUD

Television:

Ugly Betty, 30 Rock, The Office, Battlestar Galactica, Rescue Me, Nip/Tuck, The 4400, Psych, Jeopardy, The Simpsons, Reno 911, Desperate Housewives, Boston Legal, Lost, Project Runway, America's Next Top Model, Amazing Race, Survivor, C-Span's America and the Courts

Books:

United States by Gore Vidal, Louise Brooks: A Biography by Barry Paris, West With The Night by Beryl Markham

Heroes:

Louise Brooks

My Blog

The Weekly Top 40

I know it's been practically a year since I updated my top 30 list and now after two days and numerous attempts, it is now a top 40, just like the old pop hits countdown show I used to love as a kid. ...
Posted by Derek on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:33:00 PST

New Top 30 - Explained

Ugh. This was another nightmare. It was hard enough winnowing down a top eight. For some reason, choosing a top 30 was even harder. I guess when it was just 8 I knew there was no room for anyone, so i...
Posted by Derek on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 01:36:00 PST

Hall of Interns

Okay. I just reconfigured my Top Eight and I don't want to hear any shit about it. Reading from top to bottom, but starting with the bottom: Boyfriend Sean, Roommate Mike, Sound Guy Jim, Co-Host Romai...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 12:11:00 PST