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DJ Bammer

I play dumb to be at the world's intelligence level.

About Me

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My name is Brian, but I also go by Bam, Bammer, B, Bird, Slim, DJ Bammer, lol the list goes on. I'm finally 21. I love to have fun, I don't care what people think about me, I'm crazy and there is hardly ever a DULL moment when I'm around. I joke around A LOT because I'm a very funny person. I'm also brutally honest. I may not be cocky lookin', but don't get it twisted. If there are any haters that need someone to hate, feel free please. I have a quota to meet :)I also got a music page...yes I do write and rap as well. The content on that page is severely outdated (4-5yrs+) but I will be starting once again...I'm a fucking genius, so those that try to get at me are quickly dismissed as idiots.100% Pure Colombian Blood..MY aim is coldsauce2003If you're hosting a party and need good music(aka good dj) holla at me and we'll negotiate. I play anything and everything.

My Interests

Video Games, Music, Movies, Writing, Dancing, Hangin' Out, Basketball, SoccerBe Sure to Read up On MY LATEST BLOGS by clicking on the link below.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone and everyone so long as you're not a stalker, rapist, serial killer, etc etc.Knowing how to dance is also like a must. Oh and you NEED to have a sense of humor. Otherwise, why live?

Music:

I'll listen to anything for a quick sec LOL But I love my reggaeton, rap, hip hop, rnb, bachata, alternative, rock, vallenato, booty, old school, freestyle, reggae, dance, house

Movies:

300, Transformers, The Simpsons Movie, Wall E

Television:

A little bit of everything.

Books:

Currently writing a script for a video game. Its crazy and I will become rich off of it. Believe that.

Heroes:

Me, myself and I. The only true hero you need is yourself. Make yourself proud by doing what you've dreamt about doing. Inspiration and motivation gets you a long way.

My Blog

Presidentees, come get geared up and support your PARTY this ELECTION YEAR!!! click for more

www.cafepress.com/presidentees   Several designs are now up, with more to come...all ranging from flip-flops to the closeted politicians....ENJOY AND SUPPORT YOUR FELLOW AMERICAN!!!...
Posted by DJ Bammer on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 02:43:00 PST

If I’ve offended you.....yeah FUCK YOU TOO

I'm tired of people talking shit about me behind my back. If you got something to say to me tell me to my fuckin face don't be a little bitch and gossip. I've always told EVERYONE I MEET that I'...
Posted by DJ Bammer on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:03:00 PST

The Growing Epidemic of Nooties

I'm afraid it's come to this people. The epidemic has virtually reached its peak. We cannot continue like this. Nooties are taking over the world and we NEED to stop it. Have no fear, though, as I hav...
Posted by DJ Bammer on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:35:00 PST

It's amazing how..

Life just takes so many unpredictable turns. I'm so fucking confused, it's sickening. I'm sooo glad that I don't have many friends. (In real life that is :P) It's incredibly hilarious how many people...
Posted by DJ Bammer on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:28:00 PST