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About Me

NOT A DEATH SHALL GO UNMOURNED.
SCIENCE NINJA TEAM FORMED IN RESPONSE TO THE PASSING OF PAT "MR MIYAGI" MORITA.
AT FIRST WE JUST SAT AROUND IN KARATE COSTUMES TALKING ABOUT THE GOOD OLD TIMES. THIS DIDNT SEEM TO HELP SO WE FORMED A BAND INSTEAD.
IT STILL HURTS.
LAST YEAR WE HEADLINED AT THE HOPE, THE FREEBUTT, PRESSURE POINT AND THE PROVIDENCE AS WELL AS SUPPORT SLOTS AT THE ALBERT, THE CONCORDE2 AND LOADS MORE AROUND TOWN. WE PLAYED BRIGHTON LIVE AND WE WON THE JUICE FM 'TOTALLY WIRED' DEMO CLASH THREE WEEKS IN A ROW. WE ALSO GOT A LOT OF LOVE FROM THE LAWYERS OF JENNIFER LOPEZ. THIS YEAR WE'RE GONNA SORT YOU OUT WITH AN EP AND EVERYTHING.WE SAY:
DEFY SOCIAL REALISM: THROW UP IN THE KITCHEN SINK
MAKE LOVE LIKE EDWARD WOODWARD WOULD
DON'T LET J-LO PUSH YOU AROUND
DON'T NEVER GET YOUR HAIR CUT BY A ZOMBIE
THESE ARE THE MUSICAL COMMANDMENTS OF THE SCIENCE NINJA TEAM.
USE THEM WISELY.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/30/2006
Band Website: scienceninjateam.co.uk
Band Members: Matty

AKA Ryu, G5, The Owl

Instrument: Bass, Knuckledusters

Andy
AKA Pregnant Woman Man br/
Instrument: Keys, iPod (superpowers- when he's in the water he can kick his legs at what he likes, isn't it)

Inigo Montoya

AKA Steve Cake

Instrument: Vocals, Guitar, Uzi

Influences: Overall: Cardiacs, The Pixies, Stranglers, Beck, White Stripes, Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster

Andy: "13th Century Iso-rhythmic Motets of the Flemish School"

Matt: Beck, White Stripes (bass or no bass), GTA San Andreas, Warriors

Inigo: Errol Flynn, d'Artagnan, Rafael Sabatini, Miles Gloriosus,

Sounds Like: Wire, The Beastie Boys, The Pixies, Sonic Youth, The Stranglers, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Exclusive!

Science Ninja Radio on Wednesday 21st March brings you all the noise from last night's Not For Resale. We'll be playing all the brilliant new demos and mixes plus the usual Ninja chatter. Listen onlin...
Posted by Science Ninja Team on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:29:00 PST

86.5% is still human

Yo, my ninjas! Hope you like the new track Kontrol (Battlecruiser Fear Remix). This is the first remix of Kontrol by Slam Thunderhide, master of all things darkly techno and industrial. Slam is t...
Posted by Science Ninja Team on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 12:03:00 PST

Pirate ninjas

Science Ninja Radio is back: Listen online every wednesday night 8PM-10PM www.radio4a.org.uk 10 PRINT "SNT ARE COOL" 20 GOTO 10...
Posted by Science Ninja Team on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:34:00 PST

Science Ninja Christmas Party

We've just confirmed the new lineup for our Christmas party on the 28th December at The Hope (proceeds to Sussex Beacon). ***NEW*** Asbo Derek Other acts include the piledriving Pound Station and your...
Posted by Science Ninja Team on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:50:00 PST

Ninjas vs HIV

The mighty Science Ninja Team + Amateur Ninja Club+ Pound Station + All Ninja DJs. Proceeds to Sussex Beacon. Thursday 28th December 8PM @ The Hope, Queens Rd, Brighton. £3 www.myspace.com/thescience...
Posted by Science Ninja Team on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:29:00 PST

Hello Croydon!

Well, that rocked. Thanks to Kobayashi and Mogadishu. Props etc etc. Thanks to our loyal archivist for the excellent video footage, and thanks as ever to the annonymous hero who shall be known only as...
Posted by Science Ninja Team on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:54:00 PST

Science Ninja Radio

In order to placate our loyal ninjas for cancelling the forthcoming Engine Rooms show with Grizzly Giant and the Mentalists, we would like to announce that Science Ninja Team will shortly be taking ov...
Posted by Science Ninja Team on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:54:00 PST

Mickey Mouse on LSD

From an excellent interview with Robert Anton Wilson by our new friend Jack Phoenix: "The curious thing is that another friend goes to Disneyland once a year, takes acid and talks to Mickey Mouse. Wh...
Posted by Science Ninja Team on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:07:00 PST

Robert Anton Wilson is dying

Robert Anton Wilson is dying. The pyschonaut and novelist who brought you the Illuminatus Trilogy, Cosmic Trigger and more, is terminally ill and is unable to pay his rent. With only a brief period of...
Posted by Science Ninja Team on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:47:00 PST

Demo Clash

A big Science Ninja "THANK YOU" to all the little ninjas out there who voted for us to win the Totally Wired Demo Clash for the 3rd week in a row. Big up yrselves! Tune in next Sunday to Juice ...
Posted by Science Ninja Team on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:27:00 PST