What follows is a sample of what I am capable of after many years of mastering ninja techniques. Other members of Ninja Empire will attempt to take my life if I reveal how I manage to perform this feat, so I can only show the before and after affects.
Ninja Owns Watermelon
Add to My Profile | More VideosRecently a ninja clad in a red suit was seen escaping from my apartment with a video of my training. Shortly after, I found it displayed on the internet for all of the world to see. Although it is dangerous for me to post such a thing here, all my fellow ninja deciples must be aware of the extreme training they are to undertake during their task of defending the statue of the golden ninja warrior. See now a small portion of my deep training regeme.
