I'd like to meet:
All of you!!!
Music:
The guy who works the can opener for me has lots of old records, but for some reason he gets mad when I sharpen my claws on them. If he didn't want that to happen he shouldn't have got them for me!
Movies:
I don't really watch too many movies. Not in the theater anyway. I like having one play in the background when I'm sleeping, though.
Television:
You mean that box with all the bite-sized people running around in it? I don't get that! There's that glass wall preventing me from attacking them. What fun is that?
Books:
I have the same problem with books as I do with records.
Heroes:
The guy who works the can opener. He's not really a 'hero' but more like a nessesity. (If I had opposable thumbs he would have been out the door a long time ago.)