britta is an asshole

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Movies:

In no particular order....... The Amateurs, Land Of The Blind, Run Ronnie Run, The Jerk, Bob the Last American Immigrant, Bringing Up Baby, Safe Men, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Cemetery Man, Evil Dead II, Wild In The Streets, The Ninth Configuration, Ghost World, Gummo, Mad Max, Road Warrior, Arsenic and Old Lace, On The Edge, Even Dwarfs Started Small, Repo Man, A Shock To The System, Man Bites Dog, Bucktown, Les Patterson Saves The World, Apocalypse Now, Office Space, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Coogan's Bluff, Dirty Harry, (any Clint Eastwood film), Cool Hand Luke, The Magnificent Seven, Hell Is For Heroes, Stalag 17, Anything by the Coen Brothers (esp. Raising Arizona and The Big Lebowski), Happiness, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Flowers For Algernon, Mister Reliable, Sonny Boy, Pink Flamingos, Polyester, Funny Car Summer, The Birth Of Drag Racing (all volumes), Heart Like A Wheel, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life, Blazing Saddles, Out Cold, Hard Core Logo, Patton, any Herschell Gordon Lewis, original Universal monster movies...... far too many to list, but adding more as I think of them........

Television:

Conan O'Brien, Arrested Development, Craig Ferguson, The Colbert Report, Mr. Show, Strangers With Candy, Dragnet, Fawlty Towers, The Young Ones, Three's Company, Cops, the hideous jewelry on the Home Shopping Network, Law & Order, Dirty Jobs, almost anything on the History channel, Court TV, and Discovery (not those chopper shows though). img src="http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i89/bananagrabber/kit tens1.jpg" FOOT FOOT AND MANGO!

Books:

Anything by David Sedaris, Dorothy Parker, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Leo Tolstoy, Jack Kerouac ........... I think I'm starting to sound too pretentious........... Please Kill Me, Stiff, Spooks, The White City, Jack The Ripper - Case Closed, A Clockwork Orange (American and European versions), most Al Franken selections, Killing For Company, Comics.... 8 Ball, Milk & Cheese, Love & Rockets. Big fancy art books too!

Heroes:

Jimmy Lee Wirt (my knight in shining polyester), Dorothy Parker, Hieronymus Bosch, and zefrank.