music, my kids, rugby (union not league), food (eating or cooking), lego (especially technic), Grimsby Town FC (it's a birthright), music, beer, music
Ideally my mum and dad again or my uncle Jack but that's not going to happen so....
Ian the landlord of The Bolton, my local pub in Brixham
Brian May (Super-nice guy and awesome guitarist. Look, I know he's not classed as cool but have you listened to those first few Queen albums? Brian is a legend. I'm right, you're wrong)
Bexy, Rab Butler, Mickey and the rest of the Templars skins for a beer or two 'cos it's been a while
Frank Zappa (I know this can't happen either but...)
Kev Crowe (drummer of The Wildcards and The Mighty Atoms) for a beer or two
The Reoffenders
Brian Setzer
Like-minded musicians who want to put a band together
Why aren't you listening to Mike Porter?
And while you're at it, check out Tor Rubble. He's a lovely chap and very talented too!
Tower Of Power, Smoke Like A Fish, Fishbone, Frank Zappa, Carcass, Mastodon, Me First & The Gimme Gimmes, The Specials, Mike Keneally, Yello, Anthrax, Queens Of The Stone Age, Ministry, Dave Lee Roth, (early) Van Halen, Madness, Black Sabbath, Steve Vai, Prong, Stray Cats and Brian Setzer solo or orchestra stuff, Death Angel, Desmond Dekker, Corrosion of Conformity, Trouble, Strapping Young Lad, Devin Townsend, Deep Purple and obviously Led Zeppelin
The Sting, This Is Spinal Tap, Best In Show, A Mighty Wind, 1941, Hero, House of Flying Daggers, The Wicker Man (original! not the shit remake), American Werewolf in London, Shaun of the Dead, Gregory's Girl, Ginger Snaps, Ong-Bak, Braindead, Jaws, American Graffiti, Moby Dick (for fuck's sake, no-one try and remake this please), MArs Attacks, Ghost World,
The Simpsons, Outlaws, Phoenix Nights, Peepshow, The Thick Of It, Man to Man with Dean Learner,
comics - The Savage Dragon by Erik Larsen, Ultimates by Mark Millar et al, anything by Alan Moore (haven't read a bad one yet)
not comics - Flashman series and other books by George Macdonald Fraser, old Jacques Cousteau books, Moby Dick, John King's football trilogy, Christopher Fowler's Bryant & May novels
Frank Zappa, Led Zeppelin