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The Toretz

Ompha Ska Jazz N Bass

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The Toretz supported The Blockheads 10th March as part of Exeter's Vibraphonic Festival.

Here is what The Blockheads had to say "We loved your show. You guys are without doubt the most suitable band we have been matched with over the last 5 years... We should find a way of doing it again.

CD's can be brought from Bluurg Records

Contact The Toretz - [email protected]

Click here efestivals.co.uk for a review of The Toretz when they supported The Blockheads A review from the endorse-it festival from efestival.co.uk

Smiles are the order of the day in the Wildcat Tent on my first visit to it all day, why? Well Toretz are raisin the roof with their theme tune Carry On and ska flavoured jazz, drum and bass. Yup hard to pigeon hole but hugely entertaining to watch


The Toretz are an eclectic collective of musicians and misfits playing a mix of 'Oompah- Ska', Swing, Jazz'n'Bass. They come from a range of musical background such as jazz, drum and bass, and punk. They have been described as DrumnBass meets Sid James, Ian Dury & Madness.

The Toretz have supported The Blockheads, Asian Dub Foundation, The Subhumans, Bad Manners, The Planet Smashers, LTJ Bukem, Los Albertos, Prong Horn, Nik Turner (x hawkwind), Here and Now (x Gong), Kid TV, The Duckworths, Too Hot, Self Abuse, Freaks Union, Dirty Protest, Obedient Bone and many more

Place we have played Vibraphonic Festival, Beautiful Days Festival, The Endorse-It Festival , The Plymouth Punx Picinic, Air Fusion Festival, Fuegos Street Party Lyme Regis The Thames Festival Night Carnival, Phoenix Art Centre, Vibrophonic Fm 106.2

Here is the review from when The Toretz supported Asian Dub Foundation from Kuhlmuisk

Only one act tonight came close to scaling a similar broad eclectic landscape as ADF. Exeter Septet The Toretz stormed the auditorium, spitting out urban poetry, disco-ska, 70s porno-funk homages, carnivalesque jazz, fish-themed hip-hop and other weird and wonderful musical scraps their imaginations could muster. Vocalist Tor's semi-drunken cockney swagger kept the bodies in the room airborne while the musicianship springing from genre-hopping jams of the band was suitably dazzling.

The Toretz first released, a 5-track EP 2 Rude 4 Radio in June 2004, which gave a good cross-section of their live set, featuring the unusual brass/wind section of clarinet, saxophone, trombone and (occasionally) flute & included Clacton, Garden Party, SXTXTPST:), A-Z of Sexual Deviance (or A-Z of Animals for the younger Audiences) and a bonus track Applelist

The Toretz second CD "Your Cleanliness Disgust Me" was mostly recorded live in two days at ABH records. It captures the lively and humorous Toretz sound. Amidst the humour, the Toretz inject some serious political satire. Renowned cartoonist Polyp POLYP or www.uhc-collective.org.uk , as featured in the New Internationalist, has given the band kind permission to the use his artwork 'Spotless' for the promotional cover (see above). Polyp has described the Toretz as 'refreshingly political, funny and rude'

This a review of Your Cleanliness Disgust Me from Hysteria Magazine 03 Eyes on Exeter

These Exeter based ska/jazz/D'n'B/every-genre-you-can-think-of wackos crank up the brassy hooks, chuck out the kitsch guitar runs, and blurt scatological comedy lyrics in this grotesquely kooky 3-minute marathon.Taking its cues from the likes of Ian Dury and yesteryear TV themes (think The Pink Panther meets The Jetsons), and mixing it up with beat poetry and rock, "Your Cleanliness Disgusts Me" is a polemically-charged romp 'n' rant against the clinical capitalist cynicism of the modern era.With a thrashing DIY punk chorus, sax and clarinet duals to snag your ears on, and lines that will keep you chuckling, this is a colourful and rare local treat. Best sampled live - at a venue near you.

The Toretz formed at the beginning of 2004 and have been building an underground following across the South West, by playing at as many parties, festivals and venues as they can! They encourage audience participation at their gigs always get a good response. They have played with nik turner ex hawkwind in september at the feugo fiesta street party in lyme regis 'Here & Now' pictures www.planetgong.co.uk (formerly Gong) & L T J Buckem pictures and Asian Dub Foundation for Future Sound Of Exeter
The Toretz performed at The Thames Festival Night Carnival in 2004 as a walk around performance piece with the SENSE 3D portable shell PA, and went down a storm. They are applying to the arts council to develop this concept further for next years carnival session.

The Toretz had a storming festival at Endorse-it in dorset 05 with the Desmond Decker, pronghorn, zion train cracked actors, toupe, fat drunk and stupid to name a few and were booked again for 2006 and now 2007 see photos at endorseitindorset/2005/galleries

The Toretz have their own band facilitator to organise meetings, promotion and gigs. The Toretz are currently seeking independent management, promotion & distribution deals.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/15/2005
Band Website: toretz.com
Band Members:

tor rubble - devons only urban poet
kye so saucy - sea bass
guy n cologist - ivory coast

medievil meesh - clar in net
tommy tom tom thomas - drum and plaice
peeping tom -six sting ray
sheriff ben - sax of fish
Ali Luia on vocals

Bimbling Beth - Sax of fish

Dave Juar Vue - Six string ray
Paul the Wool - Six String Ray

Family Jewels - Sax of Fish
Paddy Fields - Trombone
Laura - The strumpet with the trumpet
alex e er - wierd whale noisesThe Toretz Live Endorse-It Festival 2007The Toretz Live at the beautiful days festival 2006
Influences:
Lee Harris - The Blockheads, “We loved your show. You guys are without doubt the most suitable band we have been matched with over the last 5 years... We should find a way of doing it again.”

John Turnbull –The Blockheads, “I had a splendid night at the phoenix, you sounded and looked really good, great energy, plus twas good to see your fans singing along. I hope we do some gigs together in the future, Best to you”

DJ Ambiessence - Future Sound of Exeter, “...Tor and his Toretz have jazzy vibe with a hint of drumn'n'bass, a good dose of Ian Dury-style vocals, and a strange liking for submarine wildlife”

Adrian Evans -Thames Festival Director, said: “The Toretz are incredibly lively, visual and entertaining..”

David Whitelock – Exeter’s Vibraphonic Festvial, "I thought the Toretz were great, they took me back to the angst of 77 threw in a bit of hows yer father and kept a big smile on my face from start to finish"

Scott Williams – Efestivals, “Terrific stuff, entertaining knees up and songs with a message, guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

Dick Lucas – The Subhumans / Culture Shock, “bouncy punky skanky humourous serious singalong festy music”

Pax Nindi - Senior Carnival Arts Officer, Arts Council England, “……The Toretz walk-around band was very entertaining and original in its presentation”

Polyp - New Internationalist, “… refreshingly rude, political, and funny”

Mary Ball -Lyme Regis Radio, “…The Toretz put on a very friendly performance, lots of audience repartee and great songs to join in with.”

Fuego Street party – Lyme Regis, “They put on a great show, playing original songs, and had people dancing all over the streets.”

Paul Docherty - The Cosmic Roughriders, “…lyrical energy of Ian Dury and Madness combined with some trippy groves, I couldn’t stop smiling throughout the set …”

Betty - Single Mum from Exeter, “…My kids love it! we listen to them every day!”

madness, specials, prong horn, selector, zion train, cracked actors, gong, drum n bass, ian dury and the blockheads, the beat, ivor cutler, sid james and the carry on team, asian dub foundation, the subhumanz, LTJ Bukem, nouvel vague, frank zappa, parliament, funkadelic, mr scruff, herbalizer, pendulum, crass, conflict, RDF, stereo mc's, the clash, hawkwind, here and now, conflict, specials, porn, clacton on sea, essex girls, free parties, festivals, carpet sellers, fish, squirrels, badgers, football, radishes, iguna's and bizarre facts !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! send them to us we love them
Sounds Like: madness, ian dury, sid james, gong, and hell loads of stuff all orginal material

Bands we have played with

The Blockheads , Asian Dub Foundation , LTJ Bukem , Los Albertos , The Subhumans , Nik Turner , Self Abuse , Too Hot , The Planet Smashers , Sundown Sinners , Obedientbone , Trimorphous , Collective , nuala and the retrobates , The Gentlemen Rebels , LG22 , Unsed Toys , Shockwave Generators , FLICK , Seller and the Scientist , Love Daddies , The Freak Union , Dirty Protest , Onec

Place we have played


Vibraphonic Festival , Beautiful Days Festival , The Endorse-It Festival , The Plymouth Punx Picinic , Air Fusion Festival , Fuegos Street Party Live recording radio Lyme Regis The Thames Festival Night Carnival , Phoenix Art Centre , Cavern , North Bridge Inn , Time Piece , The Hub , Vibrophonic Fm 106.2 , Gob Promotions , 3 Fat Fish , coast view holiday park ,
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toretz new recordings

the toretz finally have 5 new recordings done albert dole cheque chas n dave alone clacton we are performing at The Big Green Gathering Festival Chedder Somerset 5th Aug 6pm Henry Beard Stage En...
Posted by The Toretz on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:34:00 PST

Toretz / Blockheads reviews and photos

dear all we had a wicked night saturday night supporting the blockheads here are the links for photos and reviews The Toretz Gallery: http://www.efestivals.co.uk/festivals/exeter/vibraphonic/200 7/phot...
Posted by The Toretz on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:24:00 PST

apology

not sure how but looks like our site has been hacked into and circular scum mail has been sent out to all our friends comments pages   we would like to apologise to everyone
Posted by The Toretz on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 03:12:00 PST

The Legendary Blockheads

The Toretz support the legendary Blockheads as part of the Vibraphonic Festival Exeter Phoenix Art Centre 10th march 2007
Posted by The Toretz on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:59:00 PST

Headlining The Plymouth Punk Festival

The Tretz are headling at the plymouth punk festival http://www.myspace.com/plymouthpunxpicnic  saturday 9th september White Rabbit pub near the bus station 5 quid in Denada, Hacksaw, Eastfi...
Posted by The Toretz on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:26:00 PST

Past Gigs

Past gigs 2005 January 4th, The Angel, Queen Street, Exeter 1st April , The Globe Friday 27th May, Phoenix Bar, supporting LTJ Bukem August 5th, The Globe with the Love Daddies August 12th Friday...
Posted by The Toretz on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:26:00 PST

The Toretz and The Subhumans

on may 25th the toretz supprted self abuse and the subhumans kye meeshand tor of the toretz love the subhumans and are old fans  despite half the band being unable to make it that night we d...
Posted by The Toretz on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 09:00:00 PST

Los Albertos and The Toretz 19th july The Hub Plymouth

Festival favourite Los Albertos Since their formation in late 2002, Los Albertos have been creating a frenzy upon the dance floors and grassy fields of Europe with their inimitable foot-stompin, brass...
Posted by The Toretz on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:45:00 PST

Too Hot & The Toretz

Too Hot and The Toretz Live at the 3 Fat Fish Exeter 15th April and at the Hub Plymouth 22nd April
Posted by The Toretz on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 07:08:00 PST

The Planet Smashers

The Planet Smashers, The Toretz, and Flick play the cavern exeter 28th march 2006 a massive night of ska and punk
Posted by The Toretz on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 05:49:00 PST