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Short fat ugly not so hairy bumbiter from London, cannot stand people who tell lies. you know who you are. You are SCUM so stay out of this space. I am retired due to an accident at work and do naff all all day long, and why not?. I live with the lovely Karen who runs round after me and pampers to my every wish. Drink scotch by the pint so if you wanna buy me a drink feel free. I hate computers with a real passion and suffer from pc rage all the time. Thanks to Chaz this space is running. So if anyone wants to help me or teach me how this thing really works please feel free to come round. I have been a bumbiter for 16yrs and have traveled far and wide with them and never get bored drinking with the club. I was a dj in the 70..s and early 80..s and appeared in the odd film and on records making a fool of myself all the time and never caring what i did for a laugh. The Bumbiters club started in 1979.The club is a side patch club,It is a non political club with drinking buddies from various other clubs from all over. It has run various rock n roll events all over the place since then and still runs the famous and original boat trip. Spent a little time having fun up the kings road that had nothing to do with football. Took a lot of pride wearing my drape jackets, until my x wife burnt them all. went to the very first caister weekend and it was a riot to say the very least, jumped up on stage with our old mates from SHADES and sung with them only to find out they released the final four songs of their set as an EP and I was on it singing my little head of with Colin. The film Blue suede shoes was filmed over that same weekend and along with MAc Johnny Vince appeared in the film. Not much left of the bits I appeared in as they seem to have been cut from all the versions that have appeared on TV. One of a very small minority who follow football within the club and put up with a lot of stick for it but hey broad belly er I mean broad shoulders. Brainwashed my son and my mrs into supporting the blues as well. Lucky enough to have loads of friends that have supported me since becoming a raspberry ripple both club and non club so thanks to you all.