brewtality

...BREWTALITY started in the early days of time by our great forefathers, who not only loved beer, but realized the good word of beer must be spread to the masses. Thus brewtality became a reality and has since been passed down through the ages from one generation to the next. The members have obviously changed in the last two millenium but the followers will always live on. Brewtality is not just about the love of beer and great hard rockin tunes, but the fact that getting completly shittered is fuckin awesome! shotgunning beer, beer bongs and weeks of endless dubotchery is what we promote. We are not predjudice against other alcohols (cept light beer) and we consume them with a loving thirst too, but beer is the true salvation for achieving eternal bliss. Sure beer likers, weekend warriors and casual drinkers are okay, but true friends are the real drunks, punx and hardcore swillers that completely understand what brewtality is all about...without you we wouldn't exist. We hope we entertain and teach as well as our predisesors and continue to spread the good word of beer to the faithful followers until our livers rot and we move on to beer heaven.................. praise beer........................................................ ..members from such bands as smokedoutbrainzzz, meatlocker7, ballsdeep, code19, rat salad... first show at Logans aug/06 with local greats: NIBBLER, BEAUMONTS and the REMANES. also shows with lesbian fist magnet, alcoholic white trash, tard, the pervs, rotten fiends, the keg killers, the chivs, self inflicted, L.I.D., blackie and the triumphs, the banned, the McGullicuddys, wayne powerman, hollow apostle...among others............... currently in studio recording full album.......watch for upcoming songs ............................................................ ..................... songs include : BEER SCHOOL...................................................... .............. NOW ITS TIME (to think about beer) ........................... THE BEER MADE ME DO IT................................................... NOT ABOUT BEER........................................................ ........ MY GOD IS BEER........................................................ ...... BEER........................................................ ................................. YER PASSIONATE (the liquor store) ............................. 1516.............................................. SUPERBEER................................................... ........................... I'M GOING NEED A HOLE (lotta beer) ........................... OUR NAME IS BREWTALITY............................................ WE'RE ONLY HERE (for the beer) ...................................... WHERE IS THE BEER NOW.......................................... BEER DOESNT MAKE YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH... ANOTHER SONG ABOUT ALCOHOL........................... LEGAL DRINKING AGE..................................................... YOU GOTTA HAVE LOVE FOR BEER................................. DONT TOUCH MY BEER............................................... WHERE IS THE BEER NOW............................................. I'M DRUNK FUCK YOU....................................................... ALL FUCKED UP.......................................................... . and covering some of the best drunk punx ever: FEAR and GANG GREENthx to absolute underground for doing a band interview in vol 3 2 issue 14, you guys rock and do a great job promoting anything to do with punk, hardcore and metal...check em out!!HOT Myspace Layoutsplaying uculet for the Jaks reunion was a hell of a great time, lotta great music even tho there were many bands who never made it, was great to be a part of it all, thx fuckers!!Since we dont have many songs up yet, we'll give you a taste of some of the lyrics: GONNA NEED A HOLE (lotta beer): when I first met you, down at the pub, looks like you were beat, with an ugly club, you come on over, try to make yer move...I'm gonna need a whole lotta beer to sleep with you.....you wanna dance, I must confess, your smellin foul, yer face is a mess, you grab my balls, what am I to do...I'm gonna need a whole lotta beer to sleep with you.....you wanna fuck me, you invite me over, but theres one problem, I'm fuckin sober, buy me some beers, I'll see what I can do...I'm gonna need a whole lotta beer to sleep with you!!!WE'RE ONLY HERE FOR THE BEER: thats the way the story goes, yes its true everybody knows, the only reason we're all here, is for all the fucking beer, dont talk to me of religion, I dont really give a shit, dont tell me of your politics, dont you fucking get it...we're only here for the beer............TAKE OUT THE TRASH: beer doesnt care if you dont got a job, beer doesnt care if you dress like a slob, beer doesn't care if you graduated, beer doesnt care if you masterbate about it, beer doesnt care if you dont got no cash, beer doesnt make you take out the trash... beer doesnt bleed once a month, beer doesnt always flap at the mouth, beer doesnt care if you drink other beer, beer doesnt argue,I mean 'yes beer', if I had to choose I'd be gone in a flash, beer doesnt make you take out the trash... beer doesnt care if you dont take a bath, beer doesnt care if you scratch at yer rash, beer doesnt care if you grow a moustach, puke in the cab, come home with crabs, if I had to choose I'd be gone in a flash, beer doesnt make you take out the trashmany great bands to enjoy and review, garageband members awarded us track of the day, best lyrics , best male vocals and stupidest song ever!!also Friend us on facebook: brewtality beerband
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