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justin banned

chances are i think you suck

About Me

im 33,married(my wifeys name is sada) with three kids(shaden is 10,andon is 3,and ashton is 4 months!)and live in bc canada.im a piercer/apprentice tattooist and run my own studio called blank generation(page coming soon).i play in punk bands because i have no musical talent at all... most notably "the banned".i talk about poo a lot.i tend to be at home a lot as most people irritate me.(i have "antisocial" tattooed across my chest for this reason)id much rather drink at home and be a drunken dork.i am debating creating "harry pecker and the prisoner of the ass cabanna" and "anal jihad 4".current member of drinking team "alcoholic white trash".i am way cooler on myspace than in real life.....if you ask me to join one of your groups be ready for me to take the piss out of your members.a

My Interests

LIKES;family,piercing,tattoos ,playing in bands,starting to get into riding motorcycles ,sexual harrasement of the elderly,booze,cheesy sci-fi crap,going poo,punk music ,people who realise a good sense of humour is a gift,punk rock arts and crafts time,NOT YOU,ninjas because they are way cooler than pirates. DISLIKE:fat people,stupid people,fat stupid people,people who treat what they eat ;what they fuck;or their political stance like some kinda born again religion,leaving my house,hippies,junkies,the pathetic ruse that tries to pass itself off as youth subculture,YOU,pirates cuz ninjas are way cooler

I'd like to meet:

IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 DONT ADD ME UNLESS YOU ARE SO PUNK THAT YOU HAVE A 6FT MOHAWK AND RAPE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND IN THE ASS.or you can send me cash first and i may think about it.if i accept your request to be my friend it means either A;i know you B;you entertain me in some obscure way C;im stealing your bands song riffs D;im drunk.

Music:

mostly 80s uk punk. ....exploited,discharge,gbh,chaos uk,casualties,onward to mayhem,skeptix,the threats,danzig,samhain,misfits,mentors,krum bums,mung(winnipeg),death sentence(canada),ripcordz,dayglo abortions,alcoholic white trash(canada)....etc etc.remember kids...punx not dreads! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - -star wars gansta rap

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Movies:

at one point i did nothing but drink standard lager and watch suburbia for a month straight,boondock saints,fifth element,any star trek,any star wars (cept for jar jar ...i fucking HATE jar jar)..horror flicks ..werewolf ficks...stupid comedies like dude wheres my car kinda crap,anything with frankenstein,anything involving feces and swiss mountain girls.have a current thing for movies so terrible they border on awesome.MEATBALL MACHINE!

Television:

the colbert report,the daily show,trailer park boys,boston legal(denny crane rules),star trek,dead like me,csi,THAT 70S SHOW,dog the bounty hunter,johnny bravo

Books:

reading "dune ;the battle of corrin" right now and am constantly re-reading the series.

Heroes:

if i could run slo-mo across a field of dasies into my own arms i would.brock samson kicks ass.

My Blog

its a boy!

we got the ultrsound pics and all that today.we have decided to name him ashton and prolly call him ash for short!   woo hoo!....i dont have to buy a gun now!  
Posted by justin banned on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:27:00 PST

my ever expanding brood.

well ...looks like lucky lil bastard # 3 is on the way!he/she should be born sometime in october.my boys can swim muthafucka!..haha
Posted by justin banned on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:41:00 PST

rest in peace jay brown.

so ...i think the title says it all.went to go say goodbye this afternoon.he passed @6;40 this morning with a smile on his face. you will be missed rest in peace my friend....you earned it. lyrics fo...
Posted by justin banned on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:47:00 PST

my skeleton be messed......

well....after seeing a completely useless doctor twice and getting xrays that showed nothing i went to a chiropractor to see what the hell was up with my ribcage.basically he said i was messed up...
Posted by justin banned on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:20:00 PST

new photos

check me pics yo....some photos from various years and various cities (vancouver,winnipeg and vic)
Posted by justin banned on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:58:00 PST

flooded ass basement.....

so...basically that says it all ....my basement has a couple of inches of water in most places.shaden's room is soaked as hell and he has to bunk w/ andon until it can be drained and recarpeted.luckil...
Posted by justin banned on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:43:00 PST

religious hypocrites.......

ill say this first before i bash born again asswhipes into the ground...... there is nothing wrong with having a sense of spirituality whatsoever.some find the comforts that religions provide welcomin...
Posted by justin banned on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:03:00 PST

attention crappy bands!(this means you asshole)

look at my musical interests.........bands that try to add me and suck will now get a message telling them so.i was away for a week or 2 and had a shitload of crap bands try to add me.
Posted by justin banned on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 05:40:00 PST

you can't read this blog because im totally making fun of you....yes you....fucker...hahahaha

haha
Posted by justin banned on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:09:00 PST

fuck scientology

amazingly enough after  discussing with alan what a retarded concept scientology is and what morons must be to believe in "lord xenu" we unveiled a cosmic mystery.we now believe th...
Posted by justin banned on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:27:00 PST